A New Zombie Apocalypse. This Time, Maryland.


What Dark Evil has been unleashed on America!? The 21-year-old college student allegedly told detectives that he hadn’t just killed the man who’d lived with his family for months, but had eaten his heart and portions of his brain. The Zombie Cannibal stories continue…where next!? WHERE NEXT!?

Read more at cbsnews.com.

42 Comments

  1. Foggy_Otis

    May 31, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    ZOINKS!!
     

  2. Kevin Dubya

    May 31, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    That crazy trucker dude was right

    • Foggy_Otis

      May 31, 2012 at 10:57 pm

       @Kevin Dubya Paranoid Mike, SHIT YEA!

    • Pauly Wallnuts

      June 1, 2012 at 1:01 am

       @Kevin Dubya My favorite is when he yells out  “It’s all true, look it up”.  I’m guessing he’s referring to the latest scientific journals.  I haven’t had time to check.

  3. Franklin97

    May 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Get to Home Depot right away. An axe for you and hatchet for your wife and kids. This shit is going down.

  4. TyWanon

    May 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Winner…2012 Scavenger Hunts

  5. Franklin97

    May 31, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    By the way this cannibalism is heading straight up 95 North. NY is next. Get your axes soon. Zombie virus is coming.

  6. TBVickroy

    May 31, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    But he looks so pleasant in that photo. I don’t believe it.

  7. TyWanon

    May 31, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    I miss my neighbors…But Boy, they were tasty!

  8. archg2

    May 31, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Ok, this is getting weird. WTF???

    • TyWanon

      May 31, 2012 at 11:23 pm

      @archg2 Relatives?

  9. DjKB

    May 31, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    My mama always told me eating brains would make you smarter!

  10. TyWanon

    May 31, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    He had a sidewalk stand in Marylands inner City…Called “Balls or more”

  11. Evboat

    May 31, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    I caught myself wondering what brain tastes like. Am I in the early stages?

    • TyWanon

      June 1, 2012 at 12:36 am

      @Evboat Chicken

    • TwizzlesMcNasty

      June 1, 2012 at 6:22 am

       @Evboat calamari.

  12. Ojisan

    May 31, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    I always knew earl had a lot of pent up rage but….cannibalism? For shame.

    • AnthonyLoman

      June 1, 2012 at 12:10 am

       @Ojisan Still better eats than the hard rock.

  13. Phild2400

    June 1, 2012 at 12:05 am

    It’s the people with those low ears, they’re all killers – Look at this guy they are practically on his neck

    • TyWanon

      June 1, 2012 at 12:30 am

      @Phild2400 and eyes that are Dark and Lifted (off the bottom eyelid)…weird

  14. mabepossibly

    June 1, 2012 at 12:15 am

    So far 100% of the zombies are black. Zombie race war!

    • TyWanon

      June 1, 2012 at 12:46 am

      @mabepossibly can you kill them with a chicken Bone?

    • Pauly Wallnuts

      June 1, 2012 at 1:04 am

       @mabepossibly We must cut the supply of bath salts to the inner cities immediately.

    • Ezra_san

      June 1, 2012 at 3:05 am

      @mabepossibly That’s so true. It takes black-on-black crime, to a whole new level.

  15. TwizzlesMcNasty

    June 1, 2012 at 6:22 am

    It is the dead eyes that are so frightening.

  16. The Real Big Ed

    June 1, 2012 at 6:33 am

    Great, now I’m starving.

  17. Toin Coss

    June 1, 2012 at 7:35 am

    Here’s their Theme Song…..
    http://youtu.be/2LE0KpcP05I
     
    Thanks Hooters!?/?!

  18. Cletus from Brooklyn

    June 1, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Damn Jamal this ain’t Africa. Enough with eating humans…

  19. Raybot

    June 1, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Looks like it’s time to start up a new black food stereotype.

    • Elwood

      June 1, 2012 at 11:31 am

       @Raybot Who’s up for some Ribs?

  20. FSUfanboy

    June 1, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Why now? I made it 27 years without seeing that video! Why did I watch?
     

  21. FSUfanboy

    June 1, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Wondering if all of the recent zombie news is BS?  What if it isn’t?  Ever thought what you may do to protect yourselves and the ones you love?  Well here are a few suggestions of what to use, and most importantly What Not to Use!  http://925rebellion.com/effective-anti-zombie-weapons-guide/

  22. jerkstoresean

    June 1, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Cue The Cranberries

  23. jerkstoresean

    June 1, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Shrek’s gone bad boy

  24. DeathProof

    June 1, 2012 at 10:39 am

    So this is how it all ends…

  25. jerkstoresean

    June 1, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Cannibalism is the new black…….woops

  26. cigarsNscotch

    June 1, 2012 at 11:16 am

    I blame The Walking Dead television program. Where is The Parents Television Counsel on this one?

  27. harlequincy

    June 1, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I guess you can’t tell someone to “Eat Me” anymore.

  28. bmqq316

    June 1, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Maybe they just found a cure for sickle cell.

  29. Nortons Libidio

    June 1, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Dont’ hide your kids or your wife, I’m hungry. – Zombie

  30. TBVickroy

    June 1, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Top 5 Zombie Movies:
    1) Dawn of The Dead (1978)
    2) Return Of The Living Dead
    3) ZombieLand
    4) Shaun Of The Dead
    5) Dawn of The Dead (2004)
     
     
     

  31. dirtyd

    June 1, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    New zombie in Australia now, man cuts off adulterous wife’s lips and eats them …  http://www.smh.com.au/world/professor-cuts-off-adulterous-wifes-lips-report-20120601-1zl5h.html