7/11 Bring Your Own Slurpee Cup Day Brought Out The Absolute Worst In People


7/11 tried to be cool and nice by letting people bring their own cups for slurpees, hoping everyone would just have some fun with it. Instead you just saw the absolute gluttony and greed of the American people. They brought 5 gallon jugs, bongs, gallons, pots, pans anything they could possible bring that would carry as much frozen sugar water was possible. One man PROUDLY brought a BBQ grill. If you ever wonder why other nations make fun of us, just come back to this story.

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What a super slurpee day….how you play slurpie? #slupee #slurpie #bringyourowncupday #bbycoolers #snacks

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16 comments
Bloodklot
Bloodklot

do they realize it needs to be stirred constantly or its going to taste like shit in 5 minutes? lol  It's not like you can put it in the fridge to save for later

Maybrick
Maybrick

@Bloodklot If I could I would give you 20 Likes.  How fucking dumb are these people?

FLpro
FLpro

Americans already suffering from permanent brain freeze

FinkM3
FinkM3

why did people not just punch this douche, just having to wait that long

Badger1225
Badger1225

The small coolers are a great idea.  5 gallon water bottle not so much.  

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

And we get to pay for their diabetes.

Freedom!

Moe Green
Moe Green

What kind of fancy pants are using containers?

filler
filler

and they what..thought Americans had class or dignity?

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

The joke is on these dopes.  You can't feed a family of six dinner tonight with a cooler full of Slurpee, and the 5 gallon jug that guy is carrying holds enough brain freeze to kill ten men.  

nullzero00
nullzero00

what did E-Rock bring, a 55gal drum?

sodaman
sodaman

Looks like a fiesta...