Are You Smarter Than An 8th Grader From The 1800′s


1800s 8th graders today would fail this test from the 1800′s. So would their teachers. Thanks Internet. You’ve made us dumber.

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8th GRADE FINAL EXAM

Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no Modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb. Give Principal Parts of. lie, lay and run
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.

Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft deep, 10 feet long and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1050lbs. for tare?
4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per meter?
8 Find bank discount on $300 for! 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance around which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.

21 comments
FinkM3
FinkM3

it's not about what you can remember, it's about if you can understand it because you can look up all these useless facts but can you apply them?

DrunkEpiphany
DrunkEpiphany

Why would they use the metric system? (Question 7 in math)  Seems fake.

Clover leaf
Clover leaf

I'm sorry ma'am I got a splinter sharpening my pencil. I must take my leave to dispense with my estate and prepare my obsequies.

karlgeorge
karlgeorge

This is why back then, most people dropped out of school by the 8th grade.  School has gotten so much easier since it became compulsory, but it's made the average person smarter.

Ronjon
Ronjon

As Colbert said. Gay!!!

indpendnt
indpendnt

Got Word and a calculator. I passed!

Vickroy
Vickroy

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Linuxdood
Linuxdood

Give me my Nexus 7 and I will blow them all away.

 

Seriously, give me the text books they used to study and I will take the test.  These questions are not truths we should all know since birth for fuck sake.   Let me give them questions from todays 8th graders.

Punk0
Punk0

It's true.  We don't even have an elixir that will cure all of our ills anymore.

TheMaskedListener
TheMaskedListener

I aced this. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to ice skate in my dorm room.

Jeff0015
Jeff0015

I didn't see questions that comprehensive until college.

veryspookyghost
veryspookyghost

Any 1800's 8th grader smart enough to pass this test is still getting beat up

JonNockels
JonNockels

Yeah...well....they're all dead. So I AM smarter than them.

Kevin in SC
Kevin in SC

 @zel

 Yup.  This email made the rounds quite a few years ago.   Its even older than the sniper at the Super Bowl pics