42 Bond Girls


If you’re a straight guy, a lesbian, a straight woman, (and even a few gay men) you’ve probably fantasized about being with a Bond Girl.  The dozens of women who have taken on these roles in 50 years of Bond films are among the sexiest women in the world. And once you’re a Bond girl, you’re a Bond girl for life.  Here are 42 of them.

63 Comments

  1. shrekkalove

    November 12, 2012 at 1:10 am

    Great snack!

    • Foggy_Otis

      November 12, 2012 at 10:36 am

      @shrekkalove Snack!? More like buffet!

  2. Anthony From California

    November 12, 2012 at 1:20 am

    2-1 or 2-3

  3. LizSetsFire

    November 12, 2012 at 10:04 am

    8-1

  4. harlequincy

    November 12, 2012 at 10:15 am

    4-2 (Holly Goodhead)

  5. harlequincy

    November 12, 2012 at 10:18 am

    4-2 (Agent XXX)

  6. harlequincy

    November 12, 2012 at 10:18 am

    1-2, 4-2 (Agent XXX)

  7. plastic thoughts

    November 12, 2012 at 11:14 am

    All are delicious, but Caterina Murino and Famke Janssen are exquisite.

  8. filler

    November 12, 2012 at 11:15 am

    a lotta goofy asian girls…

  9. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:55 am

    1-1, 1-2, 2-1, 2-3, 3-1, 3-4…..ugh forget it. There’s a lot

  10. SkoobaDoo

    November 12, 2012 at 11:57 am

    You should not include Kim Basinger. “Never Say Never Again” was not really a James Bond movie. It was not produced by Eon.

  11. SkoobaDoo

    November 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    You should not include Kim Basinger. “Never Say Never Again” was not really a James Bond movie. It was not produced by Eon. If the movie does not have the James Bond Theme music – It isn’t a James Bond movie in my book.

  12. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Look at the torpedo tits on 6-2

  13. Roadrash Hicks

    November 12, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Sophie Marceau 3-2 makes me feel all tingly

  14. JoeCanada

    November 12, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    9-3. Sexiest Bond girl ever.

    • Narc Zito

      November 13, 2012 at 5:49 pm

      @JoeCanada Who?  Skyler White?

      • JoeCanada

        November 13, 2012 at 9:44 pm

        @Narc Zito No, she’s way hotter than that skanky succubus!!!!!

  15. Shaggyballz74

    November 12, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    8-1 is smoking hot

  16. SkilledDayLabor

    November 12, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    9-4 Love Gemma Arterton as a redhead – Hot!!

  17. queenelisabeth

    November 13, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Row 3 pic 4 is Claudine Auger who played Domino in Thunderball …she is labeled with the wrong name. thunderball and Never say never again are the same movie..it was remade.

  18. madtowntom

    November 13, 2012 at 8:47 am

    how the hell do you pick between Ursalla Andress, and Halle Barry?.. all these women are beautiful, that was their jobs,killer stills I-bang!

  19. AssWhack!

    November 13, 2012 at 10:55 am

    6-2 was the bond girl in the only film where James Bond never got laid.

  20. AssWhack!

    November 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

    5-2 was the bond girl in the only james bond movie where he never got laid.

    • queenelisabeth

      November 13, 2012 at 11:09 am

      @AssWhack! no he fucked her in a ferris wheel

  21. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Where’s Grace Jones from A View to a Kill? Oh, Bond girls….

  22. Binary Daoist

    November 13, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Strawberry Fields!

  23. Rich from Buffalo

    November 13, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Until Olga Kurylenko as Camille Montes in, “Quantum of Solace,” my favorite was always Barbara Bach (a.k.a., Mrs. Ringo Starr) as Major Anya Amasova in, “The Spy Who Loved Me.”

    • Nick Holloway

      November 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm

      @Rich from Buffalo Those are my two favorites, too.

  24. BadNewsJeff

    November 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Jerry Barka got jobbed yesterday.  Ron and Fez were asking him to get over his entire lifetime of teaching and influence from his family, friends, and church in one two hour radio appearance.  I figured there must be some ulterior motive to fucking with him, but I guess not.  I felt bad for the guy…

    • The RandF Workhorse

      November 13, 2012 at 1:10 pm

      @BadNewsJeff This turned into the most awkward show ever.  Jerry is a big fuckin’ boy and so is Fez.  If I walked into meeting trying with an assumed agenda an there were two old guys making out in the corner, I think I would be a little flustered and disturbed too.

  25. FanBoy1

    November 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    WOW WHat the FUck?

  26. C H

    November 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Wasn’t there a tranny bond girl?

    • Gritty_XMSU

      November 13, 2012 at 12:50 pm

      @C H S/he went by the name Tula and appeared as an extra. Don’t know if that counts. 
       
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Cossey

      • C H

        November 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

        @Gritty_XMSU  I thought there might have been one for Fezzie

  27. Rorschach7

    November 13, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    11-1 isnt Wai Lin .. its Michelle Yeo

    • Rorschach7

      November 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

      Oh we are doing Character names.. im slow

      • FanBoy1

        November 13, 2012 at 2:41 pm

        @Rorschach7 right like Ole one track mind = Fez.

  28. FanBoy1

    November 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I like this new bit… the 3rd mic dejour or  whoever is Fez’s current house guest bit….

  29. C H

    November 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    I’m gonna go with Inga Bergstrom

  30. Uberhack

    November 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Who has the best Bond Girl Name?

  31. Tossy McSalad

    November 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Fez, STFU!!!!!!!!

  32. Christopher Brooklyn

    November 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    About fuckin time we get the snack back in this place…In the words of Popps Hicks..WTF…For me..Dink Gold-finger and Professor Inga Bergstrom..both with great eyes

  33. tfor3

    November 13, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    I demand a “Why would Dennis get pissed, Look at them Tits” Podcast.  Hilarious

  34. Dickface McSlapnuts

    November 13, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Eva Green makes my dick want to scream!

  35. harlequincy

    November 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Bach to ya later.

  36. vegasbob1975

    November 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Wow, Fez is a cunt!

  37. Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D

    November 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    SHUT THE FUCK UP FEZ

  38. OLDIRTYHAWG

    November 13, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    Miss Caruso makes me want to work jerk!

    • harlequincy

      November 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm

      @OLDIRTYHAWG Live and Let it fly, buddah

  39. Stilltryingregardless

    November 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    wasn’t that girl from ice princess one of the bond girls in one of roger moore’s flicks.  The ex-figure skater turned actress?!!?!?  what’s her name!?!?!??!

  40. RamlerJerry

    November 13, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    I wo I would kill all for number five. New bond movie “Kll All “

  41. Stilltryingregardless

    November 13, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    you only live once, but tomorrow never dies!

  42. RamlerJerry

    November 13, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    I would kill all for number five. New bond movie “Kll All “

  43. Stilltryingregardless

    November 13, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    how the hell don’t they include the new bond girls from skyfall!?!?!?!?!

    • Stilltryingregardless

      November 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      nvm, I see severine…but no moneypenny.. of course

  44. FezLineOfTheDay

    November 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    If James Bond was gay what would be his partners names!?

    • FezLineOfTheDay

      November 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      Money Penis

    • FezLineOfTheDay

      November 13, 2012 at 3:41 pm

      Dick Everhard

      • blasterjoe

        November 13, 2012 at 10:09 pm

        @FezLineOfTheDay Billy Longstroke

  45. the jerm

    November 13, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Worst snack ever!

  46. seamus98

    November 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    No no, this will never do. none of them are naked.

  47. Jagger_Lover

    November 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    Grace Jones is missing…the SEXIEST one of all time!!!

  48. Willie Nillie

    July 20, 2013 at 7:50 am

    My favorite is Britt Ekland . The chick in the 6th photo is the first chick I ever rubbed one out to . I had a Moonraker magazine with a hot photo of her I used to check out . It was a better photo of her in that night gown but it showed more tittie .