Retail Employees Fight “Black Friday Creep”

This may come as a shock to their bosses but retail employees would much rather spend Thanksgiving with their families and not battling insane hordes of shoppers rioting to grab cheap toasters



  1. TBVickroy

    November 15, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    The creep is horseshit. Let the employees have the day off. Most people aren’t rushing to shop,on Thanksgiving anyway. It just seems greedy for greedy’s sake.

  2. FLprodivider66

    November 15, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Walmart is teaching their employees mixed martial arts to prepare for Black Friday 😉

    • mistawag

      November 16, 2012 at 8:07 am

      @FLprodivider66 Black friday, mixed martial arts.. I’m liking this whole racial theme.

  3. seamus98

    November 15, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Mark Sanchez has a rare brain injury that causes him to throw incomplete  passes and interceptions, Unfortunately it won’t  cause him any harm.

  4. ShowerBench

    November 15, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    Some of them are planning a walkout..hope they don’t go home to surprise their families on Thanksgiving just to discover they all went out shopping

  5. fredbobbillybob

    November 16, 2012 at 2:53 am

    Take back Thanksgiving.
    No rest till we get it back!

  6. HummusMagnate

    November 16, 2012 at 3:16 am

    How did we get here? I don’t like this place and I don’t like you

  7. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 16, 2012 at 4:23 am

    Hopefully no one dies this year…

    • Drippy Granny

      November 16, 2012 at 10:28 am

      I hope all the fucks that do these sales kill each other. Fuck em all! @Cletus from Brooklyn

  8. Gunner

    November 16, 2012 at 6:31 am

    Isn’t calling it Black Friday, being racist. What’s this world coming to?

    • Beer

      November 16, 2012 at 11:48 pm

      @Gunner Yea it just feels like you are stealing cause the prices are that low

  9. mistawag

    November 16, 2012 at 8:10 am

    Oh, my wal-mart got really close last year to making some news. This year I plan to bus in some seniors from the home and some bikers (natural enemies of old people) and throw them into the mix just to push things over the edge a bit. I wouldn’t be suprised if a few stray dogs showed up.

  10. DerekJamesSmith

    November 16, 2012 at 8:11 am

    Fuck em I want cheap Chinese crap and I want it right after the Honey boo boo marathon

  11. XL XTall

    November 16, 2012 at 10:13 am

    The new economy.
    I have a $12/hour job so I line up to buy cheap stuff but then It breaks so I need to buy more cheap stuff then I want to quit my job but there are no jobs so I buy cheap stuff but then It breaks so I need to buy more cheap stuff then I want to quit my job but there are no jobs so………………….

  12. Drippy Granny

    November 16, 2012 at 10:24 am

    I work in retail! Fuck these hoarding cock suckers! You don’t need to move up sales to get more customers. These dumb fucks will still get their hoards of garbage even if you moved the goddamn sales to Saturday morning.

  13. Drippy Granny

    November 16, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Why is every comment I make say “waiting for approval” now?

    • FLprodivider66

      November 16, 2012 at 10:45 am

      @Drippy Granny…No worries

      • Drippy Granny

        November 16, 2012 at 10:47 am

        @FLprodivider66… Um… Ok…?

  14. Docintoxicated

    November 16, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I thought Jimmy Norton lurking in the changing rooms in the Sears Active Wear department was the “black friday creep”.

  15. Ziggy Stardust

    November 16, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Hey assholes, how about blaming the 99% for wanting to buy this cheap shit?

  16. Scott_Chandwater

    November 16, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    I save all my shopping til the day before christmas. I hate it when I do that.

  17. FanBoy1

    November 16, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    God I love Christmas…….

  18. Beer

    November 16, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    I thought this was about earl…he works at hard rock not Fridays