30% OF AMERICANS BUSTED BY THE AGE OF 23
A new study says that 30% of Americans get busted at least once by age 23, which must mean that a whopping 70% of Americans are girls! Seriously, how can American’s not get busted when America laws are basically the hook from an old Adam Ant song: Don’t Drink, Don’t Smoke. Local cops treat every citizen like it’s spring break and they’re the Lauderdale police! America is quickly becoming the least fun place in the world. We are Earth 2 Disney World. Here’s the study but you’d have more fun enjoying some ant music:
Tell the truth, what did you get arrested for?