22 Years Old and 77 Arrests


chi-20130603-002Amarri Bowens, a 22 year-old Chicago native was arrested for the 77th time over the weekend after being caught trying to steal a box of Starburst’s. Its never a good sign when you have your own special handshake with the guys in booking.

Read more at chicagotribune.com

37 Comments

  1. Willie Nillie

    June 4, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    The white man set him up every time

    • Willie Nillie

      June 4, 2013 at 5:53 pm

      As for me , I blame starbursts for everything

  2. BAC 420

    June 4, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    BEHav… i give up…

  3. BAC 420

    June 4, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    His dad must be proud. Someone should really find him.

    • Willie Nillie

      June 4, 2013 at 6:00 pm

      At least he found something he is good at in life

      • violentXtremist

        June 4, 2013 at 7:38 pm

        Willie Nillie What is that? Getting busted?

      • BAC 420

        June 4, 2013 at 9:26 pm

        violentXtremist Willie Nillie Nope, he has a Masters Degree in “Zero Fucks Givenology”

  4. Shaggyballz74

    June 4, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    master thief and half of the  hip hop dou Outkast 
    god bless you André 3000

  5. HicksShittyMusicTaste

    June 4, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    T N B

  6. Joe Davola

    June 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    What gene do black guys have that lets them grow an Apollo Creed mustache at any age?

  7. ecupirate

    June 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    The Pickle Line of the comments right there !

  8. Elwood

    June 4, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    Jesus. Does this guy get frequent flyer miles?

  9. HIMcDunnough

    June 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    if at first you don’t succeed….try a few dozen more times to get a real stretch in the joint

  10. RonsCigar

    June 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    Guy doesn’t look 22 at all, looks at least 30. I guess crime adds 10 years…TO YOUR SENTENCING!

  11. elephant_droid

    June 4, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    What? No apostrophe in the middle of his name?

  12. violentXtremist

    June 4, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Why’s he stealing boxes? Is he trying to build a clubhouse?

  13. TheDonCarpenter

    June 4, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    This wasn’t a bit surprising.

  14. theblakeri

    June 4, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    even with no paper a niggas gotta get his fruit chew on.

    • queenelisabeth

      June 4, 2013 at 8:40 pm

      theblakeri this made me laugh more than I am comfortable with #bravo

  15. psteele09

    June 4, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    As the new American who owns the gas station down the street once told me when I asked why he had so many choices of Gatorade, “the colors love the flavors”

  16. The Real Big Ed

    June 4, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    That’s alleged.

  17. Ronjon

    June 4, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    When asked why starburst he said “they were all out of grape soda”

  18. IcepickDick

    June 4, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    I guess they didn’t have any Laffy Taffy.

  19. HicksShittyMusicTaste

    June 4, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    you can`t never have law,order and niggers too

    • elephant_droid

      June 5, 2013 at 3:01 am

      HicksShittyMusicTaste Are you doing anything about that?

    • violentXtremist

      June 5, 2013 at 8:04 pm

      HicksShittyMusicTaste You sir are a racist.

  20. Moe Green

    June 4, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    I outgrew Starbursts by age 16. get with it, man!

    • treekiller

      June 5, 2013 at 7:37 pm

      Moe Green Brothers Love them some suga,

  21. Docintoxicated

    June 4, 2013 at 9:46 pm

    I guess ever since the whole Trayvon thing they stopped stealing skittles.

  22. Dr Dre

    June 4, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Not exactly “The Thin White Duke.”

  23. Oprahs moose knuckle

    June 4, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    He’s an enterprising businessman. He was gonna sell each pack of starbursts for $2 in millennium park to tourists to help fund his “basketball team”.

  24. FLprodivider66

    June 5, 2013 at 1:05 am

    I think a little jail time could change him!?

  25. Badger1225

    June 5, 2013 at 1:18 am

    He’s in love with the gal that takes the arrest photo but is too shy to say anything.

  26. Binary Daoist

    June 5, 2013 at 2:41 am

    78 strikes and you’re out.

  27. Aria Taint

    June 5, 2013 at 9:03 am

    Hicks has something to strive for.

  28. bmqq316

    June 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    I really feel like this is the last time & he’s gonna turn his life around…

  29. treekiller

    June 5, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    I’m sure he “didn do nuffin” and “only ran cuz he was Scared”.