11 Things Overheard at Coffee Mogul’s Viewing
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Coffee mogul Renato Bialetti invented a household staple. It’s that strange shaped silver coffee percolator that you’ve seen used on stovetops all around the world. After Bialetti died earlier this month, his remains were interred in an unusual way…they were placed inside one of his pots. We didn’t have the budget to attend the service, but if we had, we’d imagine these would be the things overheard, during the viewing.
Things overheard at coffee mogul’s viewing….
*…’grande?’
*…’styrofoam or paper?’
*…’slow drip…very very slow drip’
*…’choices of danish or buttered roll’
*…’we offer a bottomless carafe’
*…’his mistress will get the usual tea bag’
*…’will that be for here or to go?’
*…’decaffeinated…you don’t want to be up throughout the afterlife’
*…’strange…he normally doesn’t have 2 viewings at home’
*…’pick up!…pick up for “DEAD GUY”…
*…’the usual…hot and black’
