How (Ketchup) Packets Work in Australia


Madness, and they call ketchup tomato sauce. Madnessss.

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26 comments
Moe Green
Moe Green

And we wonder why Australia is kicking our ass!

treekiller
treekiller

I'm not putting my mouth on a dirty package again..........

Rich G
Rich G

This is what the internets was invented for. So that I can see how an Australian uses Ketchup.


Thank You Al Gore.

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

Also, do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?

Bloodklot
Bloodklot

Ya see ya take ya diggerydoo and ya squeeze it just like that down unda ya fries mate.

Jeff0015
Jeff0015

If WW2 was a video game, Id have liked to see them repel the Japs.

FERREL
FERREL

they are All Rubes

rexdart936
rexdart936

Chips are just so hard to accessorize.

Uh Huh
Uh Huh

KFC in the US has a better packet.

HankQuncy
HankQuncy

At McDonalds in Cairns they give you Curry Sauce.  You have to ask for ketchup.  Other places serve burgers with a pickled beet on them.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

Yeah but they mostly just use ketchup as lube for kangaroo dyyuuuuuckkk 

FLpro
FLpro

Great, now we're falling behind Australia in the condiment department? We'll just have to play ketchup

bmqq316
bmqq316

Tomato Sauce...it's Australian for Douche Bag American Tourist 

yourmomstaint
yourmomstaint

Brilliant. Because ketchup packets in America are way too complicated.

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

That's nothing.  I hear mayo comes pre-mixed with Vegemite,  mustard only comes in 32 ounce oil cans and Master Blaster runs Tartartown.

Vickroy
Vickroy

In America the tomato sauce will squirt counter clock wise

K Dubya
K Dubya

Someone get that whale back in the water, it is all rolled up in what appears to be a bed sheet!

yourmomstaint
yourmomstaint

Now you're just making shit up. Like there's a place called "Cairns."

nullzero00
nullzero00

@FLpro not really - the new package from Heinz acts as either a cup or an extra-large squeeze packet. much better than the Aussie packet.

Badger1225
Badger1225

@FLpro  We've got to stop our mayonnaise and start cutting the mustard!

rexdart936
rexdart936

Everyone knows filet o fish runs tarter town.