2014 Oscars Host Announced


oscars_inline-articleInlineEllen DeGeneres is hosting next year’s Academy Awards ceremony. Hopefully, this means everyone in the audience will get prizes.

Read more at nytimes.com

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17 comments
Punk0
Punk0

I hope she doesn't wear a top hat. I'd hate to have to change my whole look.

Moe Green
Moe Green

Do homosexual men run all entertainment?! 

Badger1225
Badger1225

She'll get at least one viewer, Fez will probably have every TV set he has tuned to the Oscars.  Plus the unemployment line of gay men dancers will improve.  If Madonna doesn't have them in her show.  

SlickRick46
SlickRick46

I hope she brings up the gay persecution that Fez so vehemently describes every day. According to him they're being run down in the streets! I mean come on America!

Distortion9
Distortion9

Yay....hole grinding lezzie jokes inbound, strap on - I mean - in folks.

BadIdeaSociety
BadIdeaSociety

I know that Seth McFarlane had said he wouldn't do the Oscars again, but I am a little disappointed he isn't doing it again.

Captain Geech
Captain Geech

Fez probably loves her. He's never heard a thing she has said or written unless he agreed with it but he probably loves her none the less.


I think she can be funny but who the fuck watches the oscars?

rexdart936
rexdart936

wow, let me pencil in the date. oh wait, i seem to have to eat a shotgun that night.

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Oh Boy more dancing.....men!?

JonNockels
JonNockels

Fun Fact: Not many people know this, but she is a Lesbian. To my knowledge, she has not yet spoken publicly about this.