2014 Oscars Host Announced


oscars_inline-articleInlineEllen DeGeneres is hosting next year’s Academy Awards ceremony. Hopefully, this means everyone in the audience will get prizes.

Read more at nytimes.com

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17 Comments

  1. JonNockels

    August 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    Fun Fact: Not many people know this, but she is a Lesbian. To my knowledge, she has not yet spoken publicly about this.

    • Saskopite

      August 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm

      Truth bomb!

  2. Toin Coss

    August 2, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    Oh Boy more dancing…..men!?

  3. rexdart936

    August 2, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    wow, let me pencil in the date. oh wait, i seem to have to eat a shotgun that night.

    • AndyInCleveland

      August 3, 2013 at 5:29 pm

      rexdart936 Be sure to start your evening with a bang!!!

      • rexdart936

        August 3, 2013 at 5:35 pm

        AndyInCleveland rexdart936 I wish i had someone to bang.

  4. galactictraveler

    August 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    I can’t wait to not watch this !

  5. Captain Geech

    August 2, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    Fez probably loves her. He’s never heard a thing she has said or written unless he agreed with it but he probably loves her none the less.

    I think she can be funny but who the fuck watches the oscars?

  6. Mister Obvious

    August 2, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Best Oscars Ever!

  7. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    August 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    She’s familiar with going down a red carpet or two.  Heyo!

  8. BadIdeaSociety

    August 2, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    I know that Seth McFarlane had said he wouldn’t do the Oscars again, but I am a little disappointed he isn’t doing it again.

  9. Distortion9

    August 2, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    Yay….hole grinding lezzie jokes inbound, strap on – I mean – in folks.

  10. SlickRick46

    August 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    I hope she brings up the gay persecution that Fez so vehemently describes every day. According to him they’re being run down in the streets! I mean come on America!

  11. Badger1225

    August 2, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    She’ll get at least one viewer, Fez will probably have every TV set he has tuned to the Oscars.  Plus the unemployment line of gay men dancers will improve.  If Madonna doesn’t have them in her show.

  12. Moe Green

    August 2, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    Do homosexual men run all entertainment?!

    • AndyInCleveland

      August 3, 2013 at 5:31 pm

      Moe Greenoooooo…..  SO close!!!!

  13. Punk0

    August 3, 2013 at 10:29 am

    I hope she doesn’t wear a top hat. I’d hate to have to change my whole look.