Massive Unidentified Sea Monster Caught on Oil-Rig Cam


What in the name of all that is Holy is this? It’s like the Smoke Monster from Lost moved underwater.

Found on liveleak.com.

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77 comments
peon
peon

Yes hello Richard Branson? I'd like to book the next ticket off this rock thank you.

capp102
capp102

It is a Deepstaria enigmatica jellyfish.

MicroMonkey
MicroMonkey

Stop throwing your jizz stained satin sheets into the ocean

MicroMonkey
MicroMonkey

That same thing appeared in bonnie tylers "total eclipse of the heart" video. Big deal

DrDre
DrDre

The same team was seen admiring a plastic bag dancing in the winds exclaiming it was the most beautiful thing they had ever seen...Lame.

Maybrick
Maybrick

Holy Shit! 

It's the thing from The Abyss

BAC 420
BAC 420

definitely some kind of garbage. no intelligent movement whatsoever.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

i ate one of these once, in Tampa we just called them ocean pork rinds, fuckin really good with a pabst and some hot sauce

Thornburg
Thornburg

Looks like a plastic bag to me

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Garlic and olive oil on that thing quick.


TheBMD1
TheBMD1

This is nothing but a viral marketing campaign for The Frighteners 2: The Return of Johhny Bartlett.

JennyJen
JennyJen

Dementor. Mystery solved.

HERETICPRIME
HERETICPRIME

It just looks like a semi-solid chemical spill sack.

BenjaminDow
BenjaminDow

You can clearly see a human inside it at 1:35, human squid nbd.

Joannakjg
Joannakjg

why do you compare it to the smoke monster on Lost? it doesn't look a THING like that.

moves and fluctuates like a jellyfish type lifeform. hope this is real- looks very cool. :o)

Homer
Homer

It's Nessy, our underwater ally.


Badger1225
Badger1225

Looks like a giant jelly fish.  

rexdart936
rexdart936

clearly this is egg drop soup or a horrible bukkake accident.

jaMES
jaMES

cool video from last year, way to be current !!!

BillWilliams2
BillWilliams2

Placental Jellyfish, its from last year and its been identified 

Henduey
Henduey

Is it the deflated bubble monster from The Prisoner?

Assy
Assy

I was seriously expecting a pic of E Rock.

iknowyoujj
iknowyoujj

Seems to me that this is proof that them oil rigging boys have to stop jacking in the showers..

Impostor
Impostor

i dont know but I want to put my dick in it

sidwasout
sidwasout

This is what happens when an ass baby is flushed, and grows up in the sea.

bananahammockstan
bananahammockstan

actually it's a ...... Deepstaria reticulum not Deepstaria enigmatica

Vickroy
Vickroy

Whatever it is, The Japanese can't wait to eat it raw.

Octopium
Octopium

@capp102 Looks like that's what it is. Why would they deem it unidentified?

bananahammockstan
bananahammockstan

@Octopium @capp102  

weelllll,

it's not 'unidentified' except to idiots doing the quirky news, it's also Deepstaria Reticulum  not Enigmatica. As I said 3 days ago.

sidwasout
sidwasout

Yeah, the Japanese will have it star in the next logical evolutionary step to porn after tentacle porn...blob porn.