Scientists Say Night Owls Are Terrible People


night owlConsider yourself a night owl? Scientists believe they’ve found that people who prefer the night have the following three personality traits: narcissism, machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies. So, if you work third shift, you’re not fit for society.

Read more at telegraph.co.uk.

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17 comments
Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Yeah ,the 3rd shift posters here are dicks!


AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

Well I say scientists are dorks so take that four eyes.

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

So what if third shift people have thetraits: narcissism, machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies. That doesnt make you a bad person.

rexdart936
rexdart936

thats funny.  most gays are nocturnal. does this mean fez will have something new to obsess over?

DocJones
DocJones

I like my escapades the same way I like my emissions: nocturnal.

Badger1225
Badger1225

Just because I want to suck blood out your neck you call me names.  Shame on you!   I worked third shift for 20 years primarily for the extra money to pay off my house and send my kids off to college, guess that makes me a narcissist, psychopathic bastard.   

runawayralph
runawayralph

Doesn't say much for the scientists . They did their research at night .

brushmonkey
brushmonkey

According to this my girlfriend is right.

Clover leaf
Clover leaf

Someone take this info and do the gritty reboot of night court we've all been waiting for.

deliciousv
deliciousv

Some of us wear it proudly, we're all that and then some, they forgot to mention we are drunks too.

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

@Badger1225 Great.  Let's all stop what we're doing and hear about how hard Badger1225 had it.... 

Badger1225
Badger1225

@BadNewsJeff @Badger1225 That wasn't the point, it was the blanket statement that if you were a "night owl" you were crazy narcissist schemer.