Local News Acts Out What To Do If You See a Bear


Is Providence, RI a crazy place? Does a bear shit on a news reporter?

23 comments
zel
zel

This is what my ex-girlfriend did. At least I call her my exgirlfriend,no matter what the restraining order says.

dirtyleft
dirtyleft

I bet shes great in the sack

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

This should keep Fez safe at the Bear bar if any of them hit on him.

waldo lydecker
waldo lydecker

This method works in Detroit, too. But, you still have to hand over your wallet and iPhone.

TruckingJames
TruckingJames

YESSSSS!!
I Was 300Lbs once, then I had my stomach stapled!
Now, I'm feeding worms!
BOOOOOOGRRRR!
/Steve C.
I miss him, he was hysterical.
R.I.P.

HabibHaddad
HabibHaddad

Once you two lovebirds get off the food plot, it's time to go to the woods and fuck.  Accept the swimbait for procreation.  The world needs more baby bears.

Moe Green
Moe Green

I think 'bear' is a stand in word.

ArtFriend
ArtFriend

It sounds like the same thing to do for an attempted rape except the laying on your stomach part!

ecupirate
ecupirate

You yell 

Yesssssssssss 

How your parents die? 

You'reeee in my fucking house 

Get out of my house Now

Damnit i miss steve the bear

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

I was thinking she could sit on the bear to hurt him