Want Some Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops?
The flavor scientists over at Lollyphile are now selling a breast milk flavored lollipop. They were able to get mothers to share their breast milk with them so they could mimic the flavor. It’s gonna cost you $10 for four because it ain’t cheap chugging breast milk all day long and running a lab to find the exact flavor.
Read more at myfoxny.com
It will probably sell better than the project I've been working on for the last two years...Vagina Flavored Doritos.
MAMMARIIIIIIIEEEEESSS!!!!! ALL ALONE ON MY SUUUUUUCKERRRRRR!
WOW! THEY TASTE JUST LIKE BREAST MILLLLLK!!!!! GUESS I'M DINING ALOOOOONNNE!
(In the style of "Memory" from CATS)
There is something wrong with the name "Lollyphile" seriously. That's a name you see file trading with Pete Townsend.