Man Joins Mile High Club….With Himself


An 18 year-old girl has enlisted the help of Gloria Allred to sue United Airlines after they did nothing to stop a man from masturbating next to her. Well I’m sorry Madam, but some of us have our own ways of staying calm while flying in this post 9/11 world.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk

25 comments
GSE970
GSE970

Thanks Bin Laden

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

If there's anything we can learn from this is don't use the airline blankets or pillows, there full of JIZZZZ



Anthony From California
Anthony From California

She should consider herself lucky she found a man willing to take out his duck anywhere near her.

XTallOne
XTallOne

She should have hit the man with her seat belt extension.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

To prevent future such incidents United will play audio of Gloria Allred's shrill voice demanding to stay relevant as a media vampire sucking the life out of society.

Ronjon
Ronjon

Jack Hoffman strikes again. This leaves a stain on the airlines.

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

And here I'd always figured Davey Mac for an AirTran guy...

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

She was 17 at the time....story just got hotter.

FinkM3
FinkM3

if it was a girl masturbating then this wouldn't be news, fuck off cunt

HIMcDunnough
HIMcDunnough

He worked off for the entire 6 hour flight? you gotta admire this guys stamina.  bravo, good sir.

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

Come on now people,. Don't blame the victim. That poor guy could have had an eight hour flight ahead of him or something . Cut the dude some slack .

ecupirate
ecupirate

Was this guy Redheaded and referred to everyone around him as Dogsy?

Smoky Mountain Cabin
Smoky Mountain Cabin

Another frivolous lawsuit.  Couldn't she just have taken this one on the chin?

FSUfanboy
FSUfanboy

What he said was "We don't have a seat that fits you ass!"

Mikfin
Mikfin

Gloria Allred is a dumb cunt.

FLpro
FLpro

This man clearly had a fetish for large farm animals!?

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

In other news , thousands of guys rubbed one out to the news girl in this clip .

UptownDrain
UptownDrain

@Mikfin I don't know.  She seems like she's really a lot of fun to hang out with.

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

They could move her because there were no more seats in her class. Is that jumbo class seating ?

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

Why was that girl not stowed in the cargo hold with the other animals