22 Years Old and 77 Arrests


chi-20130603-002Amarri Bowens, a 22 year-old Chicago native was arrested for the 77th time over the weekend after being caught trying to steal a box of Starburst’s. Its never a good sign when you have your own special handshake with the guys in booking.

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37 comments
treekiller
treekiller

I'm sure he "didn do nuffin" and "only ran cuz he was Scared". 

bmqq316
bmqq316

I really feel like this is the last time & he's gonna turn his life around...

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Hicks has something to strive for.


Badger1225
Badger1225

He's in love with the gal that takes the arrest photo but is too shy to say anything.  

FLpro
FLpro

I think a little jail time could change him!?

Oprahs moose knuckle
Oprahs moose knuckle

He's an enterprising businessman. He was gonna sell each pack of starbursts for $2 in millennium park to tourists to help fund his "basketball team".

Dr Dre
Dr Dre

Not exactly "The Thin White Duke."

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

I guess ever since the whole Trayvon thing they stopped stealing skittles.

Moe Green
Moe Green

I outgrew Starbursts by age 16. get with it, man!

PogoTheeClown
PogoTheeClown

you can`t never have law,order and niggers too

IcepickDick
IcepickDick

I guess they didn't have any Laffy Taffy.

Ronjon
Ronjon

When asked why starburst he said "they were all out of grape soda"

psteele09
psteele09

As the new American who owns the gas station down the street once told me when I asked why he had so many choices of Gatorade, "the colors love the flavors''

theblakeri
theblakeri

even with no paper a niggas gotta get his fruit chew on.

violentXtremist
violentXtremist

Why's he stealing boxes? Is he trying to build a clubhouse?

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Guy doesn't look 22 at all, looks at least 30. I guess crime adds 10 years...TO YOUR SENTENCING!

HIMcDunnough
HIMcDunnough

if at first you don't succeed....try a few dozen more times to get a real stretch in the joint

Elwood
Elwood

Jesus. Does this guy get frequent flyer miles?

Joe Davola
Joe Davola

What gene do black guys have that lets them grow an Apollo Creed mustache at any age?

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

master thief and half of the  hip hop dou Outkast 

god bless you André 3000

BAC 420
BAC 420

His dad must be proud. Someone should really find him.

BAC 420
BAC 420

BEHav... i give up...

Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

At least he found something he is good at in life