Miami Braces for ”Urban Beach Week”


The Urbans are coming ! The Urbans are coming !

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Archbishop Boozebag
Archbishop Boozebag

Poor tippers

Illegitimate kids

Crime

Loud music coming from noisy shitboxes better known as a vehicle .

CamfromToronto
CamfromToronto

looking forward to "Get on the Bus 2: Taking our Talents to South Beach"

georgiadogsie
georgiadogsie

i noticed they didnt say anything about extra lifeguards........

behaveyourselves
behaveyourselves

Maybe if they could behave themselves we wouldn't need such elaborate measures to keep them in check...

Animal House Rules
Animal House Rules

Could be more trouble than that F5 tornado that hit.....Just put large signs in your store windows that read.."Jobs...sign up here"

Moe Green
Moe Green

" Where the tan white women at?"

Jumbo151
Jumbo151

How many teenagers and youths are they expecting?

stoogemcclassy
stoogemcclassy

Question- can the obamaphone network take the sudden influx of cell traffic in miami?

stoogemcclassy
stoogemcclassy

Vertically shot brawl footage, I live FAR from miami, and nobody misses a day of work. Win/win.

deliciousv
deliciousv

here in Myrtle Beach we had the Harley rally last week and the Urban rally is this week, they call it "Sports Bike Week" , we spend a lot of time in traffic looking at big asses swallowing small shorts. Mostly it's unpleasant.

BurettoGaku
BurettoGaku

I'd ask if that means Keith Urban's people, rather than the obvious.... but even that's not much of an improvement.

ecupirate
ecupirate

Poor Miami, Maybe they can finally get people to go to Marlins ball park

AntonioJB
AntonioJB

Time to leave miami and go down to the keys

JonNockels
JonNockels

So this is the week that they come to the beach, soak up the sun, play a little volleyball, and spend some some money in the many gift shops. Sounds nice. What could possibly go wrong?

Infamous Stare
Infamous Stare

Ladies don't leave the hotel without your, pepper spray, mace and a basketball.

cal5000
cal5000

Time to fumigate again. 

FLpro
FLpro

Idk, but I can tell you where all the nasty FAT one's will be!?