Jim Gaffigan is Fat and His Kids Know It
There's a Catholic motherfucker right there, Hey Jim why don't you and the mrs. pop-out another half dozen Snow White Children
groucho: So, you got any kids?
female contestant: Yes, Groucho, I have eleven children.
groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids?
female contestant: Well, I love my husband.
groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.