Jim Gaffigan is Fat and His Kids Know It
Damn Gaffigan do you have enough kids? How about giving the wife time to wear jeans before you knock her up again?
There's a Catholic motherfucker right there, Hey Jim why don't you and the mrs. pop-out another half dozen Snow White Children
groucho: So, you got any kids?
female contestant: Yes, Groucho, I have eleven children.
groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids?
female contestant: Well, I love my husband.
groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.