So Who Really Killed Bin Laden?


bin ladenNow, another member of the secretive SEAL Team 6, which executed the bin Laden raid, tells CNN the story of the Shooter as presented in Esquire is false. According to this serving SEAL Team 6 operator, the story is “complete B-S.”

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39 comments
Mikfin
Mikfin

Who the fuck is Bin Lowden?

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

Zero Dark Thirty was fucking awesome, I choose to believe that version.

Rich the fireman
Rich the fireman

CNN & Esquire must be running out of real news stories, maybe they should hire some Post reporters. Who cares who shot that camel jockey, long nosed, smelly clothed, big eyed, loose toothed, kidney failin, fuzzy faced needle dicked chicken fucker. Dead is dead.

jayjohnstone
jayjohnstone

shhhhhhhhhhh,don't tell me I'm watching Zero Dark Thirty

Moe Green
Moe Green

Maybe loneliness. And kidney failure.

Roadrash Hicks
Roadrash Hicks

Witnesses reported hearing a bad Ric Flair impersonator who screamed and ran away. The only signs of physical evidence left were a lot of horseshoe prints around the compound and a smoldering Flor de las Antillas Toro cigar butt.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Well at least it's one thing they can't blame Bush for ? 

HollyGothic
HollyGothic

The real story is that Bin Laden tripped and accidently shot himself.

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

The real cover up is that Osama was found in a basement in Nebraska.

bmqq316
bmqq316

Turns out he was Tyler Durden the whole time.

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

I shouted out "Who killed bin Laden?"

When after all,  it was you and me*

 

 

* Or, more specifically, our tax dollars that paid for the resources that enabled some bad-ass M-Fing government employees to do so on our behalf, but that might be a bit too wordy.

Boogienyc
Boogienyc

I was actually the Liberian Cannibal Warlord General Butt Naked that sealed the deal. Search General Butt Naked on YouTube.

TheDonCarpenter
TheDonCarpenter

You mean the story about the guy who lost his medical care after shooting bin Laden is false? You don't say.

rexdart936
rexdart936

general mosquito knows the truth.

MikeZoltek
MikeZoltek

I killed bin laden.  Case closed. 

zecket
zecket

Umm... how about helmet-mounted cameras?  I'd wager a good amount of money they had em transmitting, and there's footage somewhere that we'll probably never see.  They showed em in 'Zero Dark Thirty' and there was some talk of them when the raid first happened.

FLpro
FLpro

When it comes to the US Government and/or Military does anybody really know what's true of false anymore?

kevgret
kevgret

He's still alive.. and just put 16 gallons of high octane in my vehicle..

peon
peon

The rest of the navy seals should get together and take out team 6. They are a bunch of whiny prima donnas who can't keep their fucking mouths shut.

Impostor
Impostor

He's still alive and working at Southwest grill in NYC!!!

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

Doesn't matter who, how, what... Fuck him, he dead!

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

 @MikfinHe's always said it that way, drives me fucking nuts.  Supposably, if Bin Lowden shot a nuquelar missle... Pronounce it right goddammit!

 

Skyhawk
Skyhawk

 @FLprodivider66 Yes. Taxpayers are getting fucked by the sale of favorable tax law and legislation in exchange for campaign contributions. Many of these involve military contractors and suppliers. Over 600 military bases, in 38 countries world wide. Very little of what the military is used for has anything to do with national defense.

Boogienyc
Boogienyc

@Impostor He just filled my gas tank at the Shell station.