Shaq and Chris Christie


shaq christieWhy isn’t this a Meme contest ?

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Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks

Blackzilla and a Honey Nut Cheerio!!!

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

You sure that's not Barkley? In the blue shirt, I mean.

Moe Green
Moe Green

Use your belt to measure him, Chris!

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Looks like Christie spent to much time at the pizza Shaq !

hackcomic
hackcomic

Shaq and the Fatman... Twins 2

sidwasout
sidwasout

Moments later, the Governor simply absorbed Shaq, who was never seen again.

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

Skakin the Fat Man

 

Shaq and the Fat Man

Plastic Thoughts
Plastic Thoughts

Please let this be the day Fez has his final heart attack.

JonNockels
JonNockels

...in the worst buddy cop movie ever. "Damn-it, Christie. I'm two days away from retirement. I don't need this shit".

FLpro
FLpro

"I wonder if I can dunk this butterball"

kevgret
kevgret

When is the last time the gov saw his dick?

SH4RKYx
SH4RKYx

I like how his pants are jacked up to halfway up his fat fuck stomach.

Bane1198
Bane1198

DA FUQ.......MEME IT UP !!

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Shaq: who's winning that pocket pool game Gov?

 

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

"I'm telling you - we could corner the market on Big & Tall clothing shops!"

kevgret
kevgret

Hey Gov:  How my ass taste?

Maybrick
Maybrick

Great story  .... a week ago.

bmqq316
bmqq316

Shaq looking at him thinking, "I wonder if I could dribble this motherfucker." 

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

How did I not now Shaq was a Newark native?! Did ESD never bring that up either?!

DBA
DBA

Kazaam was my favorite movie. Really? No...

Delcomark
Delcomark

Two foot height difference Same belt height

Stoops
Stoops

1 played basketball and the other looks like one.

 

Hioooooo!

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Meme contest: "My dick is bigger than you"

stoogemcclassy
stoogemcclassy

As mayor of the Munchkin City In the county of the land of Oz I welcome you most regally...

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Oddly enough they weigh the same.

fezitorium
fezitorium

 @jasonhathaway A thousand apologies. I was fired up to type my comment after listening in the car. I can't believe we were thinking almost the same thing. 

sidwasout
sidwasout

@Plastic Thoughts I presume you mean the final one that kills him, and not the final one that causes him to make the life changes that will allow him to live for several more years.

JohnnyMcJames
JohnnyMcJames

@RonsCigar Yeah, but Christie is the one saying it...