Here’s a Criminal’s To-Do List


evan dorseyA 25 year old man who was busted for breaking and entering had a to do list on him that the police found. Here were that days goals:

Goals for Friday 3/24/13(Friday was the 22nd)

  • find crystal meth
  • get a gold watch
  • do a B&E or rob a dealer
  • sell drugs
  • get coke
  • do one altruistic act for a stranger

At least this guy was organized. Since they didn’t find any meth, drugs, or coke on him we can assume this list is unfinished. Once he gets out he has a lot of work to do.

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37 comments
Rich the fireman
Rich the fireman

He isn't going to win any citizen of the year awards any time soon, but he may have a future in politics.

Dick Drippins
Dick Drippins

He left Fez off the list.

Dang Fezzy even that loser doesn't want you.

DomLovington
DomLovington

i think get a gold watch and find crystal meth should be switched in order. other then that, i have no complaints with the list

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

It was said Best in DodgeBall....I never make Goals.  That way I'm not disappointed when I don't reach them!

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

I'm surprised 'altruistic' is in his vocabulary.  Also, who doesn't need a gold watch on a random day?

bmqq316
bmqq316

He's finally putting all the things he learned from his Tony Robbins tapes into action.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

If this was Florida what would this list look like?

 

 

LukeUsingForce
LukeUsingForce

The "altruistic act" is supposed to balance out the "do a B&E or rob a drug dealer"? Silly criminal, karma isn't Con-trollable.

BMFM185
BMFM185

This was obviously not brought to us by Pepper. No animosity towards Police, and the man was referred to as a "criminal"

FLpro
FLpro

Seems like a smart enough guy...? :o

kevgret
kevgret

get coke? what's he got against pepsi?

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

wake up

cry 

go to work

lock up

cry

get angry about a gay issue

lock up

go home

rub one out to Russian Prison porn

cry

go to sleep

Gunner
Gunner

I really hope he got to cross off the stranger one. Doing something nice for a stranger always makes you feel good about yourself.

Vickroy
Vickroy

He needs to invest in a meth detector.

JonNockels
JonNockels

Baby steps. That's the only way to accomplish your goals. Take it easy next time. #FreeAdviceFromMoi

sidwasout
sidwasout

He really needs to focus. He can break into a dealer's place, steal his gold watch, meth, and coke, and he's nearly done. The rest is easy.

Mikeflanagan79
Mikeflanagan79

You gotta start your list with a pretty easy task you can cross off early, builds momentum for the day.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

You have to keep it concise enough to fit on a hat. Like Whokid's fuck bitches, get money.

dirtyleft
dirtyleft

Hes the perp with a heart o' gold.

Jeff0015
Jeff0015

@Shaggyballz74 ...haha. Leave Ron hanging.

DjKB
DjKB

 @Gunner

 Its like going to confession.. All bad deeds are erased.. :)

Gunner
Gunner

@turfgrass64 @Mikeflanagan79 if he is in the USA it's not too hard to find meth

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

 @tripleogtim You may have noticed I wasn't actually saying it out loud, so pronunciation is sort of irrelevant but thanks for the input.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

 @FLprodivider66 Lol, my twitter name is Sarahmcpants so Im trying to just use one name. It made my day that Ron remembered me though, and that Dave called me pal even though it was out of his anger that I made fun of combos. And lets be honest, youre gonna give me 100 more likes anyway! :-p ;-)

FLpro
FLpro

@SarahMcPants...SarahMcSmartyPants??...I'll give you 100 likes to change your name to that! Haha...Ronnie DID say on the air that he thought your name was longer!? That one kinda fits! :))