Here’s a Criminal’s To-Do List
A 25 year old man who was busted for breaking and entering had a to do list on him that the police found. Here were that days goals:
Goals for Friday 3/24/13(Friday was the 22nd)
- find crystal meth
- get a gold watch
- do a B&E or rob a dealer
- sell drugs
- get coke
- do one altruistic act for a stranger
At least this guy was organized. Since they didn’t find any meth, drugs, or coke on him we can assume this list is unfinished. Once he gets out he has a lot of work to do.
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He isn't going to win any citizen of the year awards any time soon, but he may have a future in politics.
i think get a gold watch and find crystal meth should be switched in order. other then that, i have no complaints with the list
It was said Best in DodgeBall....I never make Goals. That way I'm not disappointed when I don't reach them!
I'm surprised 'altruistic' is in his vocabulary. Also, who doesn't need a gold watch on a random day?
The "altruistic act" is supposed to balance out the "do a B&E or rob a drug dealer"? Silly criminal, karma isn't Con-trollable.
This was obviously not brought to us by Pepper. No animosity towards Police, and the man was referred to as a "criminal"
go to work
get angry about a gay issue
rub one out to Russian Prison porn
go to sleep
I really hope he got to cross off the stranger one. Doing something nice for a stranger always makes you feel good about yourself.
Baby steps. That's the only way to accomplish your goals. Take it easy next time. #FreeAdviceFromMoi
He really needs to focus. He can break into a dealer's place, steal his gold watch, meth, and coke, and he's nearly done. The rest is easy.
You gotta start your list with a pretty easy task you can cross off early, builds momentum for the day.
@Shaggyballz74 What is a Fez,Alex? I'll take Interns who play the drums for 500 Alex
@Shaggyballz74 That cant be all in one day, can it?
It is like you know me.
Its like going to confession.. All bad deeds are erased.. :)
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@turfgrass64 what's a homeless kid sandwich? ...........forget it, i don't want to know
@turfgrass64 I think you mean 'go on a date.'
@tripleogtim You may have noticed I wasn't actually saying it out loud, so pronunciation is sort of irrelevant but thanks for the input.
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