Quick Question: Breakfast Cereal


Cereal and milk for breakfast is a strange thing. What is the milk when it is poured on cereal?  Is it a sauce? Is it a beverage?  Or is it a broth?

88 comments
FanBoy1
FanBoy1

I am so sorry I didnt get i on this riveting discussion.

Brian_Baker
Brian_Baker

Broth, like sauce, is made from the food it's cooked in. I.E. Chicken broth is made from boiled chicken bones, beef stock from cow bones, etc. Milk is milk, and when poured over cereal, it's still milk. 

edrooney
edrooney

When I hear breakfast cereals, I think of fruit bats. 

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

This might be the dumbest question I ever read...of course beverage. You don't pour milk on anything else...so sauce can be poured on other things..and broth??? what a maroon

MattBuhtert
MattBuhtert

Anyone who drinks their cereal milk when finished is a sick sick human being

karthead
karthead

it isnt any of those options, its kind of like penutbutter & jelly. you cant have one without the other although some people do. 

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

I like just enough milk to keep my cereal wet but not so much that I have milk left over when I'm done.

It's the perfect bowl of cereal.

Joe Davola
Joe Davola

"unfknrl 5 pts

surprise that f agg ot fez doing a live read with fruit as the phone number"

 

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NelsonM
NelsonM

Milk is not a stand-alone beverage. Much like the blueberry.

bmqq316
bmqq316

It's breakfast soup...so it's a broth.

Fred-MBDW
Fred-MBDW

I say beverage b/c most everyone drinks the milk out of the bowl. Especially the good chocolate milk you get with Cocoa Puffs.

archg2
archg2

Cereal without milk is just wheat, blegh!

harlequincy
harlequincy

I hate people who drink the cereal milk by spooning it into their mouth like it's soup...grow the fuck up.

Bane1198
Bane1198

Those bastards don't pay attention to you Ronnie B. I heard the Cereal Milk.

harlequincy
harlequincy

First time ever...I'm with Hicks...it's a fucking beverage.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

It's an ingredient. You use it to make sauce or broth or a cake. It's just also good on its own as well as part of a recipe like eggs.

Roboto420
Roboto420

Has anyone ever let the cereal soak into the milk until it turns into chocolate milk? (Beverage)

BraddVanCleve
BraddVanCleve

Ron also said "nigloo, with black ice" and no one heard him

Yuuuck
Yuuuck

If I drink soy sauce does that make it a beverage?  No.  It makes me an asshole for drinking a sauce.  Milk is milk no matter where ya put it.  Its a beverage.

theblakeri
theblakeri

depends on how u eat ur cereal. let it get soggy it absorbs and the flavors blend. if u eat it crunchy then its a beveridge cause it almost like dunking a cookie in milk.

Roadrash Hicks
Roadrash Hicks

That was fucking funny. Ron mentions cereal milk and no one even heard him.

MCfromKY
MCfromKY

Sauces are thick and coat, broths are thin and soak into the food to enhance it. If it was in a glass it'd be a beverage, a bowl is broth. Matty Ice!!

 

zel
zel

Milktoast.

IndyKip
IndyKip

God damn it.....now I have to have a bowl of cereal

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I think it's all 3. Starts as a sauce, becomes broth, then becomes a beverage. I can't vote.

The Nature Boy
The Nature Boy

fezzy pours a warm milky liquid over his fruit pebbles

the jerm
the jerm

So what if you put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? Is it now a soup!?

someone
someone

Actually, old people who don't like sugar put milk on cake or fruit. 

Yuuuck
Yuuuck

 @CreepBootMike Clearly.  It's produced as a beverage.  We pour it over cereal to keep it from sucking.  When the cereal is gone you drink it.  Nuff said