R. Kelly Tribute to the Sandy Hook Victims

R. Kelly can fart in my dinner tonight!

...hmmmmmm...how about no

He's also offered to take up to six pre-pubescent children into his home on a temporary basis, until they become of age.

Sounds like the choir did all the work and R Kelly just slapped his name on it

Is he going to piss on them to complement the shat insurance companies are giving to these people? see because he's a pisser!

R. Kelly, half Chinese! Who Knew?

Thank goodness...  Now all the families can finally move on with their lives!  Thanks, R. Kelly!

Trapped in the closet

Shit....i need to keep up with my pop culture more, i thought this guy went the way of the dicta-phone after the kid/piss scandal, perhaps i'll live above the rock for a while

Gratuitous 1st piss joke right here