Joe Flacco’s Dad Reveals Secret About His Son


AFC Championship - Baltimore Ravens v New England PatriotsThis is what the elder Flacco had to say about Joe to the New York Times:

“Joe is dull,” Steve Flacco said in a telephone interview. “As dull as he is portrayed in the media, he’s that dull. He is dull.”

Well, he’s about to start in the Super Bowl, so get off his back.

Read more at deadspin.com.

 

39 comments
Sackman
Sackman

Most Dad's are pissed when there sons join the Drama club in high school instead of the Football team - NOT Mr. Flacco!

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

is this a reference to what happens to joe when he's all work and no play? but his work IS play....ahh fuck it.

Uberhack
Uberhack

Isn't everyone dull compared to bat-shit crazy Ray Lewis?

HabibHaddad
HabibHaddad

Damn, I thought he had a real secret.

ElectricDave
ElectricDave

That's ironic......Fezzy's dad said that exact same thing about him before he died

 

Roadrash Hicks
Roadrash Hicks

The Twitter producer would be playing the crazy lady on the train audio right now.

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

I want the black circle on my shirt to read 'crafts'.  Because I'm crafty.  

Dick Drippins
Dick Drippins

Flacco's dad is nice,“Joe is dull,”  . My dad drove me to a Fire House in the middle of Nebraska. When we got there he said "your not mine and good luck who ever you are." I was twenty seven.

Clover leaf
Clover leaf

Flacco's got a lot to compete with. I guess his older brother bought the moon for his dad with all the money he made when he cured the worlds diseases with the unicorn blood he summoned from the alternate universe populated by horny supermodels. So yeah in his dads eyes he's a fucking bore.

FLpro
FLpro

Since "dull" is the opposite of "sharp" just what exactly are you saying Dad?? Lol

Plastic Thoughts
Plastic Thoughts

All I know is that win or lose, Ray Lewis will be crying. Go Baltimore!

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

"Thanks for that quote that you gave the paper.  That was great.  Really great.  Hey listen dad, earlier today I was trying to remember something and for the life of me I couldn't.  Could you tell me again how many fucking Super Bowls did you play in when you were younger, Mr. Charisma?   Yeah, that's what I thought.  Why don't you rein back your excitement a bit and sit quietly while I go lead 53 men in the most important football game ever in front of an audience of about a billion people?  I hope we don't bore you too much."

Somedick
Somedick

Comment posted on the link. " I never knew Flacco's dad was George Bluth Sr." I lol'd.

Jeff0015
Jeff0015

Yeah, I spoke to someone whos kid played in the same high school league as flacco and he said that his father controlled everything that happened with the team.

stoogemcclassy
stoogemcclassy

So a Flacoo is an elder Flacco? Is this a gypsy term?

cal5000
cal5000

Good. I dont need some crazy fucking QB with baby mama drama or loan sharks hanging over his head.

 

Nice and dull, baby unlike that Tattoo Monkey Caepernick. 

peon
peon

Joe's dad is redundant.

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

@Clover leaf its OK to be a bore. I have a feeling ol' Joe is gonna be just fine

Smoky Mountain Cabin
Smoky Mountain Cabin

@Jeff0015 Haha, I was just about to post: 'The elder flacco is also known as the the drunk in the stands at Joe's high school football games.' not far off. What a dick

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

@Smoky Mountain Cabin at least he went to the games