Qualcomm got to run the keynote speech this year at CES in Las Vegas. They put on a helluva show featuring really bad acting, appealing to the youth, Big Bird, Microsoft’s CEO, Guillermo Del Toro, Maroon 5 and so much more. According to Qualcomm we’re all Born Mobile now and we just have to accept it. The Verge slapped together a supercut of all the weirdness.
Check out all the strange tweets and pictures at theverge.com.
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I was born mobile too, went outside and played, rode my bike all over the place, made forts in the woods, shot bb guns, and didn't come home until dinner time. The definition of mobile today is going from couch to fridge and send 5 tweets in between while updating facebook. On the weekend you walk outside on a beautiful Saturday morning and there's zero kids out playing, fucking sad.
That might be the most depressing thing ever... Well, humanity had a good run I guess.
I'm sure every hooker in Vegas is dead tired, it's the only time of the year these geeks get laid
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My kids were born mobile. My 12 yr old can't ride a bike and my 17 yr old sends 4000 texts a month and uses 20min of voice time. Born mobile, fuck technology.
