Sometimes you have to look into the void and spit. This shit ain’t pogo it’s extreme pogo.
Meanwhile in a CT country club, 3 fathers are wishing they didn't have utter embarrassments drawing from thier trust funds...
Why is it that every time you do something in a big city some raspy black dude has to come up and shake hands and tell you stories?
I got confused and thought it was going to be about the guy from Enter the Dragon and Bloodsport.
(Bolo! Get it?)
Good news everyone. We found a way to make parkour even more gay. And you all told us it couldn't be done. Suck It.