Come to Barbados and Rihanna Will Be Your Girlfriend

00:52 to 00:54 seems to very subtly imply the possibilty of a pony show!

I was gonna crack a joke but I'd love it if she was my girlfriend.

sexy

Thanks interrobang for more jack off material

Shine bright like a fresh SHINER from an old boyfriend.

I hope she's learned to keep her mouth shut !

Come IN Jamaica 

Witness protection: you're doing it wrong.

I'd eat that clam :P

1.  Who knew monkeys could play dominos...

2.  Is Chris Brown waiting there to punch me?

3.  A Jay-Z song/commercial would push me to go much more.

I plan on going, but I feel I should work on my backhand first.

This still doesn't beat the Jamaica song where they hijacked your plane, steal all your children, and feed you cocaine.

worst song ever

Come to Barbados where smacking a broad is a mating call.

You don't have to go to Barbados to smack a bitch !! 

I woke one morning after a night of partying in Barbados to the sound of my fiancée crying on the phone to her mom. Apparently she walked in on me fucking the 19 year old English chick we met earlier In the evening. What happens in Barbados doesn't always stay in Barbados. (True story).

shine bright like a shiner in your eye.

If there's niggers in Barbados I ain't goin'.

Hicks wears a gun shirt and thinks he is cool.  Rihanna knows where it is at.

I'd hit that...yep I said it!?

I don't get the appeal. Her forehead is bigger than her ass.

Damn she has a MASSIVE forehead, part Neanderthal...

What a 'five head.'

You can punch her if you go too. Just ask for the "Chris Brown" vacation package

Do I get to punch her!?