Perfect for Christmas: Inappropriate Toys for Kids


Shoot for a really weird Christmas and give kids the type of toys that could get you booked as a sex offender!

Read more and see more inappropriate toys at io9.com.

 

 

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Fart Monster
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That fucking Punisher one can't be real. Really? At no point in the design phase did someone go "hey, it might not be a good idea to give The Punisher a massive dickgun."

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Fez got two water guns, filled them with milk and had a 3 some.

MicroMonkey
MicroMonkey

"fuck me in the ass" elmo was the most inappropriate toy

 

AssWhack!
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For my nephew's 2nd birthday, I got him a playboy, handgun ammo, a Three Six Mafia CD and 40 oz of Old English. My sister got a kick out of it and displayed it at the party, well out of reach and sight from the kids. 

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

wowie--its a toss between filling bat man or blowing up wolverine--the  dora (daba) thing needs to be taken to the fleshlight people--just sayin

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

i saw a sex toy that was just a set of boobs with a vag between them and a mouth on top--creeped me out-and was 300$--now thinking--should have spent it--oops

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

That Batman toy is from the 1950's

Moe Green
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Are the Wonder Woman ones nizzers?

Rich G
Rich G

yeah, a pair of scissors  would make a real good gift. I know I' would have loved them when I was a kid.

Burley
Burley

look batman has a butt plug !!!

Gunner
Gunner

I always thought Wolverine was a pussy, it's cause he has one.

mistawag
mistawag

My gf was always using up all the batteries and we didn't even have a flashlight in the house.. Now I know why... She was a closet harry potter fan all this time.

IntObserver717
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does fezzie have the riddler edition of the suirt gun?

mistawag
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Reminds me of that old SNL bit on xmas toys like Johny switchblade and bag of glass.

mistawag
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I want to run with wonder woman scissors until I slip on what ever the hell comes out of batman's ass.

sterlingblue
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 @mistawag Do those scissors leave a faint smell of tuna on you fingers?

mistawag
mistawag

 @sterlingblue No, that's the new fish smell substitute called "I can't believe it's not carp"

FLpro
FLpro

Omg, WTF...!?

Beer
Beer

I want the easy bake whatley

Nosqatch
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It was always a little awkward filling up Batman.

Shaggyballz74
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dear Santa,

              I want a Dora the Vagina Explorer