Perfect for Christmas: Inappropriate Toys for Kids


Shoot for a really weird Christmas and give kids the type of toys that could get you booked as a sex offender!

Read more and see more inappropriate toys at io9.com.

 

 

30 comments
Fart Monster
Fart Monster

That fucking Punisher one can't be real. Really? At no point in the design phase did someone go "hey, it might not be a good idea to give The Punisher a massive dickgun."

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Fez got two water guns, filled them with milk and had a 3 some.

MicroMonkey
MicroMonkey

"fuck me in the ass" elmo was the most inappropriate toy

 

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

For my nephew's 2nd birthday, I got him a playboy, handgun ammo, a Three Six Mafia CD and 40 oz of Old English. My sister got a kick out of it and displayed it at the party, well out of reach and sight from the kids. 

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

wowie--its a toss between filling bat man or blowing up wolverine--the  dora (daba) thing needs to be taken to the fleshlight people--just sayin

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

i saw a sex toy that was just a set of boobs with a vag between them and a mouth on top--creeped me out-and was 300$--now thinking--should have spent it--oops

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

That Batman toy is from the 1950's

Moe Green
Moe Green

Are the Wonder Woman ones nizzers?

Rich G
Rich G

yeah, a pair of scissors  would make a real good gift. I know I' would have loved them when I was a kid.

Burley
Burley

look batman has a butt plug !!!

Goonerfan
Goonerfan

I always thought Wolverine was a pussy, it's cause he has one.

mistawag
mistawag

My gf was always using up all the batteries and we didn't even have a flashlight in the house.. Now I know why... She was a closet harry potter fan all this time.

IntObserver717
IntObserver717

does fezzie have the riddler edition of the suirt gun?

mistawag
mistawag

Reminds me of that old SNL bit on xmas toys like Johny switchblade and bag of glass.

mistawag
mistawag

I want to run with wonder woman scissors until I slip on what ever the hell comes out of batman's ass.

FLpro
FLpro

Omg, WTF...!?

Beer
Beer

I want the easy bake whatley

Nosqatch
Nosqatch

It was always a little awkward filling up Batman.

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

dear Santa,

              I want a Dora the Vagina Explorer 

mistawag
mistawag

 @sterlingblue No, that's the new fish smell substitute called "I can't believe it's not carp"