WTF? Zoo Break In Leads to Dead Monkey

They had the Red Rose Tea jingle stuck in their heads and well someone had to pay.

I wonder if his friends caught the video on their iPhones in portrait mode, and put the video on World Star...

snitches get stitches

I'd like to solve this mystery Ronnie-B style- read the facts and issue a case-solving announcement.  I read the article, and the only clue I have to work with is that one of guys that broke into the zoo had a hat with a white skull and the letters "M L" written on.  I'm gonna say Mafia Life Chris did it with one of his Italian cronies.

"For God's sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal??" 

Hey, you want to throw your shit at me? I told you we would be back mother fucker!

Where was fez at this weekend, those meds have turned fez in to a serial killer of animals

Careful Ron these comments could end up on "hello there racists"

Fez!?!?!?!?!?

the fuck else you gonna do for fun in boise? 

Don't they know you've got to shock the monkey

Unfortunatly when you are looking for two morons, there are way too many suspects that fit that discription.  My guess is frat boys tried to steal the poor thing as a prank and when it of course started grabbing and biting they smacked it against something.  The Boise zoo is right next to BSU.  

the monkey stole their potatoes.

Someone ring the inappropriate bell for me. Tks.

Get your hands off me, you damn dirty human !

I'll bet money those guys were either dusted or on bath salts. Probably bath salts because I'm not sure if there is a dust market in Idaho.

Someone said the monkey's last words were "cookie... cookie... cookie...".

proves if you die from a monkey your a bitch

ITS A MAD HOUSE. ! A MAD HOUSE !!!!!

To be fair, it was wearing a hoodie and eating skittles

Does anyone else expect Rev. Al to make an appearance? I don't.

Hate crime?

What kind of panzees could do that to a poor monkey?

Any dead cats found?

I only spank my monkey, no beatings

The hangover III

I can't imagine how depressing a zoo in Boise, Idaho must be.  Believe me, they probably did the monkey a favor.  God bless them.

ding, ding, ding!!!!