A drunk Florida woman who put her friend’s daughter in a wrestling headlock was arrested on a child abuse charge Tuesday evening. Oh Florida thank you, we can’t wait for all the drunk and wired Christmas madness that you will bring us.
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It sounds like this girl needed discipline. Most kids need discipline. When my kid was 4 years old we had a problem with him talking to strangers. Here's how we solved the problem: I had a friend from work drive by the house when my kid was playing in the yard. He lured him to the car with the old "Wanna see a puppy?" story. Then he threw him in the back seat and drove off with him. For two hours he shouted threats at him, like "You'll never see your Mommy and Daddy again!". Then he dropped him off at a distant 7-11. I just "happened" to be driving by and picked him up. Since then my kid speaks to no one. He leaves the house (reluctantly) only for school. He doesn't make eye contact with anyone. He has a slight twitch on the right side of his face but that's a small price to pay for peace of mind.
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Heard they stopped her right before she came off the dining room table with the flying elbow
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I once put my girl in the camel clutch for refusing anal. Last time she did that...
