Want to Secede from the US? You May Get Your Wish. Sort of.


To counter the petitions for secession since Obama was voted back in office, a white house “petition gathering force” has released this petition:

“Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported,”

They only need twenty three thousand more signatures for it to be addressed by the White House. This second term is starting off wonderfully.

Read more at weeklystandard.com.

45 comments
OP4
OP4

If I'm stripped of my citizenship, do I still have to pay taxes?  I'll sign that bitch right now.

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

I wouldn't get too bent out of shape from these petitions.  If they only have 22,795 signatures, that means that 1 out of every 13,599 people in the U.S. signed this petition.  It's the same for both sides- very very small numbers. 

jerkaruso
jerkaruso

Both of these petitions are fucking embarrassing.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

For the record, I recant my previous statement about supporting Texas' succession. *jokes, just jokes!*

Evboat
Evboat

I say let Texas leave only if they take Mississipi and Alabama with them. We'll relocate Austin and Rorschach.

Mikfin
Mikfin

Ah, the tolerant left at work.

Memphis Mack
Memphis Mack

"I'm too patriotic for this country.

Too patriotic for this country.

So patriotic it hurts."

 

Right-wing Said Fred

the jerm
the jerm

Could you imagine Anthony being deported to Mexico? I smell hit reality TV show in the making!

madtowntom
madtowntom

love it or leave it motherfuckers, dont dissent..

alexofarmies
alexofarmies

I signed a petition to secede not because I hate Obama, but because I hate the federal government. Its out of control and there are no options on the table to fix it. This is a peaceful way to voice my discontent directly to the white house.

Kevin in SC
Kevin in SC

I read somewhere that the same thing happened in 2000 & 2004

vegascable
vegascable

The people that are against Obama. where does one deport a upper class middle aged white person too? Peacful or not.

K Dubya
K Dubya

I think you call this a taste of their own medicine 

cal5000
cal5000

Simmer down people--let the crazies be cray

PatInTheBronx
PatInTheBronx

New York was listed as a seceding state. Can we just secede from Bloombergs old lady Jewish rule?

Kevin in SC
Kevin in SC

So the Obamateur wants to deport people born here but still refuses to deport people who are here illegally.  Why am I not surprised?  100 years from now people will read about the early 2000s and ask what went wrong

Goonerfan
Goonerfan

The only thing worse than a sore loser, is a sore winner. Hey dick bags you won, now get on with it!!

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

As a natural born citizen with Dual Citizenship (I know where I'm from unlike others) I have options...

Androidvirus
Androidvirus

Well they don't want to live in Fema Camps

DeathProof
DeathProof

“Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that  _____________ from the USA shall have ________________."

 

I'm bored.

ecupirate
ecupirate

Can we deport Paul O and Donald Trump?

bmqq316
bmqq316

 @jerkaruso Agreed...one side overreacts and the other acts just as stupid...no wonder we can't get anything done in this country. 

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

 @Evboat

I support this.  Va Tech football would move way up the rankings.  Maybe crack the top 100. 

alexofarmies
alexofarmies

@madtowntom because America has no history of dissent? dumbass

Vickroy
Vickroy

 @Kevin in SC

 Well no, he hasn't said or advocated that. People have put for a petition that they hope he signs that would do that.

Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit
Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

Well the thing is that many states wouldn't support mass deportations of millions of people, even if the Federal government wanted to...   plus it is imposible.   ...So the solution is to close the border as well as work towards identifying people. They don't have to be citizens in terms of voting, but a plan should be put in place.

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

@ecupirate I vote to give that lip thing & his tartar voting privileges...

Evboat
Evboat

@BadNewsJeff hadn't thought of that. Throw in Kansas and Oregon.