Uh Oh, Rockets Fired From Egypt Hit Israel


Great, Two major Israeli newspapers are reporting that rockets fired from Egypt have hit Israel. How long before they drag the U.S. into this shitstorm!?

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28 comments
Miller812
Miller812

At least we dont have a history of getting involved in conflicts in the middle east.

cal5000
cal5000

Well the Good News according to the Bible: Jesus doesnt drop the Bomb until theres Peace in the Middle East--so fight on fuckers,

seamus98
seamus98

wonder twin powers activate,form of..........

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

i say we let all these fuckers  fight and just do clean up in the end.

TED
TED

IRAN HAS SUPERCAVITATING TORPEDOS THAT CAN EASILY TAKE OUT OUR AIRCRAFT CARRIERS

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

They're probably still pissed off about all of those shenanigans Moses pulled.

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

"Every generation wants to be the last" - Chuck Palahniuk

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

I heard they had a big sale on Jew-be-gone rockets at Wal-Mart Cario this weekend.

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

Lets lighten things up and build a comedy pyramid

Raybot
Raybot

To quote the great Ron Bennington, "it's on like a 1980's video game"!

declinometer
declinometer

But Obama was supposed to bring peace and love to the world......and many of you bought that lie too......hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Barry will just kowtow to a couple more Arab leaders & all will be well...

Anthony From California
Anthony From California

Don't be surprised if there's no Ron & Fez show on monday, Ronnie might have to take care of some "business"

Kevin in SC
Kevin in SC

Depends...nothing will happen until Obama can figure how to enact a Rocket Tax

IggyBoston
IggyBoston

Maybe I should sign up for those college courses.  I don't want to get drafted when WWIII starts.

sterlingblue
sterlingblue

 @declinometer Now, now. I am sure the President is doing all he can and not just posing for a funny photo with some olympic athelete in the Oval Office while World War 3 starts.....

 

Beer
Beer

@galactictraveler This sphinx to high heaven

ecupirate
ecupirate

 @Foggy_Otis ah well they have been teasing us with the thought of wwiii for 50 years.... about damn time

Xacjed
Xacjed

@Judge Smails oh dear lord...my stomach tightened up a little when I read that.