Turducken Out! Veggieducken in!?


A Veggieducken is two sweet potatoes inside leeks inside a banana squash, with vegetarian stuffing between each layer. Mmmmmmmmmm Don’t fight kids there is plenty for everyone!

ps..there’s no duck.

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22 comments
cal5000
cal5000

If something doesnt die for my enjoyment, I dont feel nourished. 

K Dubya
K Dubya

I bet it would be OK if you put enough gravy on it

K Dubya
K Dubya

It looks incredibly dry

Peculier
Peculier

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

K Dubya
K Dubya

That makes me both very sad and very angry 

Gunner
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Ya know what would make this even better? If it were wrapped in bacon then stuffed inside of a duck and then stuffed into a whole pig, cooked slowly for hours and then remove all the vegetables. Damn that would be tasty!

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

I don't eat anything that starts with "veggie". Or "turd" for that matter.

Ginger Baker's Beard
Ginger Baker's Beard like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 11 Like

Two sweet potatoes inside leeks inside a banana squash inside a garbage bag inside my garbage can outside of my house.

CryBaby1
CryBaby1

I was hoping to "stuff" Marisa Tomei this Thanksgiving.

Vickroy
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That meal can fuck itself.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

Let's take one vegetarian stuff him into another vegetarian then stuff them into a third vegetarian . Cook them alive slowly and feed them to cannibals !

Beer
Beer like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Tastes like the inside of the elmo puppet...gay

Guilty Bystander
Guilty Bystander like.author.displayName 1 Like

I'd go dumpster diving in John Madden's garbage before I ate this.

John in va
John in va

Ewwwwww how fuckin sick. Looks like the shit that came out of davyy mac a few years back on on 0@A. Lol

Judge Smails
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I'm working on a thing where I take this Veggieducken and stuff it into a Turducken.  Then I take that and stuff it into a pig and then take that and stuff it into a side of beef.  We're through the looking glass here, people.