The Truth About UFOs


Declining numbers of “flying saucer” sightings and failure to establish proof of alien existence has led UFO enthusiasts to admit they might not exist after all. Now we need the “Big Foot” people to grow up and we are set.

Read more at telegraph.co.uk.

14 comments
G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

soooo....the fourth kind isnt real after all? fuckers.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Fez is still hoping for a group anal probing.

madtowntom
madtowntom

so, sammy hagar was not abducted ?

Burley
Burley

they do exist, because i woke up this morning and my ass was killing me !!! 

bmqq316
bmqq316

Finally! Now we to turn our attention to more important issues...like catching a chupacabra.

mistawag
mistawag

There is a guy making a blimp to search for bigfoot he just needs to raise some cash. Money well spent.

heetz
heetz

... what about Xenu?

Nice Guy Eddie
Nice Guy Eddie

When Fox reboots the X-Files in 5-10 years then there will be a spike in sightings again

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

Well then who has been probing me every night?!

FLpro
FLpro

@Binary Daoist...welcome back!

FLpro
FLpro

@AnthonyLoman...Uncle Paul?