The James Bond Awards


According to EW.com, Bond had his biggest weekend of all time making the family that has the rights to the Bond franchise even richer. It’s like their father left them the right to just print money.  In honor of the release of Skyfall, and 50 Years of Bond Films, here are some of our favorite Bond moments.

1.  Best Bond Theme Song:  Thunderball

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2.  Best Foot Chase:  Casino Royale

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3.  Best “Bond.  James Bond.” Line:  Dr. No

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4.   Best Opening Helicopter Scene: Goldfinger

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5.  Most Uncomfortable Scene:  Casino Royale Torture Scene

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6.  Best Ski Scene:  For Your Eyes Only

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7.   Best Boat Chase:  Live and Let Die

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8.  Best Sex Scene:  GoldenEye

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24 comments
Roadrash Hicks
Roadrash Hicks

Fez crying to James Bond soundtrack music rules!

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

The best James Bond line is when Rogger Moore finishes fucking a Chinese girl and asks' "Why do Chinese women taste different?" the Chinese girls answers, "Chinese grils taste better." And then James says, "No. Not better, just deffernet."

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

Best theme song has to View to a kill.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Saw the new one last night. Really liked it. It's the new Bond you love with some nice nods to the Bond of yesteryear.

Also includes the line "A Storm is Coming".

seamus98
seamus98

live and let die is the best bond song,jackass

DeathProof
DeathProof

No gadgets or cars on this list?

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Best dialogue in a Bond Film...Goldfinger...."Do you expect me to talk....No Mister Bond.  I expect you to die." 

FLpro
FLpro

Bond: "That looks like a woman's gun" Girl: "Do you know a lot about guns? Mr...?" Bond: No, but I know a lot about women..Bond, James Bond"......Ha! Fucking guy's the coolest!!

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

I guess I should watch a Bond movie...

HomoQueersicle
HomoQueersicle

Call me crazy but my favorite Bond film is License to Kill.

K Dubya
K Dubya

Which one is it that has Christopher Walken as the blond haired bad guy with the blimp, that's my favorite. I also like the one where Wayne newton sells cocaine mixed with gasoline.

 

God these movies stink!

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

@HomoQueersicle Is that the one with the Beastie Boys?

cal5000
cal5000

 @K Dubya A View to a Kill was the one with Walken--great theme song by Duran Duran. License to Kill was the one with Newton--terrible movie.

Fred-MBDW
Fred-MBDW

@Cletus from Brooklyn Did you forget about George Lazenby or Bond in Space?

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

@Cletus from Brooklyn Agreed the lowest point in Bond history