Straight Men, Gay Looks
Our biggest movie stars have never had a problem attracting women. They are rugged, strong and ready to swoop in and save the lady in distress. But even our most hetero-heroes sometimes come off looking a little bit– well– what we used to call light in the loafers. You know, a friend of Dorothy. We’re talking gay. These leading men prove that even our most masculine movie stars can show off a little flair. Here are some of Hollywood’s favorites caught with their hetero guard down.
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#1. John Wayne with a handbag and camel toe.
#2. Marlon Brando gives us the wet twink off-the-shoulder look.
#3. Clint Eastwood demonstrates the short shorts workout.
#4. Liam Neeson: A little denim and a bare ass on the rocks.
#5. Steve McQueen, working out and teasing the V.
#6. Gary Cooper is a gay dream and a PETA nightmare.
#7. Don Cheadle’s finger sucking cowboy look.
#8. Harrison Ford. It’s Indiana Jones and the Bikini of Doom.
#9. Mark Wahlberg. This is the guy who turned down “Brokeback Mountain”!?
#10. It’s Bear on Bear with Burt Reynolds
#11. Hey Burt Lancaster, nice bush!
#12. What makes Arnold look gayer!? The seductive tighty whitey pose or Franco Columbu in his bed!?
#13. Jean-Claude Van Damme Strikes a Pretty Pose
Short shorts on Clint? Has it been so long that people forget thats what shorts used to look like on men? This is just Fezs wet dream because they all remind him of his father except they were really men.
Dammit Fez, you know you're wrong for this! I feel like I'm getting "gayness" pushed upon me and I don't own any Banana Butt Lube!!?
The duke doesn't have a camel toe, he has a moose knuckle. I've been waiting a year to mention a moose knuckle in a post.
This would be the mother load of JO material for Fez, unfortunately they are all over the age of 18.
How about a NSFW for christ's sake?! A co-worker just walked by and I'm nose-deep in Burt Lancaster's bush!
I heard this homophobic guy on with Ronnie B do a bit where he accused straight Hollywood movie stars of looking gay.
@BadNewsJeff I'm crying I'm laughing so hard at this comment
@harlequincy What you mean like 'Indiana Jones and the Bikini of Doom'?