Stoned Man Thinks He’s a Car

They're just so used  to standing in lines that they do it automatically without thinking.

that don't make no sense!

What they're not showing is that his dick is caught in the trunk lid.

in mother russia, YOU are car

where is the O&A replay?   they're playing the best of ron and fez,wtf?

This is actual footage of pepper crossing the bridge to get to work after superstorm sandy

He's eyeballing that tailpipe baby !!! 

This is why I love vodka. :)

can we just put an asterisk for every european dashcam video stating that european auto insurance requires a cameras to prevent insurance fraud?

why the fuck does everyone in Russia have a dash cam?

what happens when he gets a flat?

The next video, a cop pulled him over and told him a headlight was out. And then took a club to his balls

I like this guy...

Needs to get his brakes checked.

I had no idea Russians rock out to Alphaville.

I was hoping it would last longer . I wanted to see him speed up and merge with highway traffic !

WHY are we assuming high not drunk? Ugh..

This guy actually reminds me of Super Hands from Peep Show, "just a lil' bit of crack mate."

That's one tailgaiting mutha fucka!  At least he keeps checking his blind spot.

Is this the preview for Office Space 2....Back in Minsk!?

It's good to see Americans aren't the only ones who can't merge properly. At least the guy has the good sense to put on a coat. Wouldn't want him to catch a cold.

What the fuck Russia? Did Chernobyl turn your air into bath salts?

I wonder what "police" means in Russian.

That dont look like Fresno to me!

In Soviet Russia Mechanic is required to stand behind his work. 

He'd get there faster if he just walked!?

His taillight is out. Maybe Fez could fix it.

I guess this sometimes happens when you let your kids think they are a race car as they run around.

I want to see him think he is a helicopter.

Worst Russian spy ever

He's using his hair bear bunch motorcycle.

That fucker didn't signal when he switched lanes!

maybe they are sober cars pretending to be men