Rick Perry is Not Ready to Have Texas Secede
More than 25,000 Texans have already signed the petition on The White House website to let Texas peacefully secede from United States of America and “create its own NEW government.” But it looks like Rick Perry is not ready to be President of the new country of Texas.
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They actually can't or will not do that, but be glad because without all the refineries "youse" guys would be fucked !!
I'm glad this has picked up stream, the kids over at 4chan have been signing these secession petitions like mad.
I want a petition to give all these backward fat inbred illiterate broke trailer states their own damn country. I want to sign that petition and I wanted to sign it yesterday!
Well better look for a blue coat and a musket. Can't have all those Texans trying to get off this sinking ship called America. Ride it down fuckers!
They would have the bible as their constitution, like Saudi Arabia has the koran as theirs. I'd give Texans a week before they start to kill their daughters for getting raped. God bless Texas!
@StewartSmithRadio Cool! There might still be a chance for William Hung!
@Ziggy Stardust Texas will be all too ready to trade their oil when they start getting thirsty.
@Ziggy Stardust Yes because different counteries never trade goods and services with one another
@archg2 What the fuck is a ridance?
@ScottRSchmidt I very much enjoy this joke
@Binary Daoist So is a binary worldview.
@DBA Steers & Queers?