Rick Perry is Not Ready to Have Texas Secede


More than 25,000 Texans have already signed the petition on The White House website to let Texas peacefully secede from United States of America and “create its own NEW government.” But it looks like Rick Perry is not ready to be President of the new country of Texas.

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32 comments
indpendnt
indpendnt

over 30 states are petitioning

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

only if they promise to  take Florida with them

the jerm
the jerm

Has anyone mentioned what will become of Tito's!?!?!?

the jerm
the jerm

They can leave but they have to take all of the deer.

K Dubya
K Dubya

As long as they have to take Jerry Jones I am all for it.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

They actually can't or will not do that, but be glad because without all the refineries "youse" guys would be fucked !!

Vickroy
Vickroy

Have fun trying to keep Mexicans  from crossing over the borders from Mexico AND the USA.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

I'm glad this has picked up stream, the kids over at 4chan have been signing these secession petitions like mad.

Charlie Masheen
Charlie Masheen

What's wrong with being able to secede, I like to secede at everything I do, why can't they?

edrooney
edrooney

I want a petition to give all these backward fat inbred illiterate broke trailer states their own damn country.  I want to sign that petition and I wanted to sign it yesterday!

madtowntom
madtowntom

Whats long and hard on a Texan......Third Grade

DBA
DBA

They only have two major exports how can they survive?

bmqq316
bmqq316

Is there any way we can put a moat and razor wire around it also?

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

Mmm its a shame.. Austin is such a cool [place.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

I bet he can't remember all of the reasons why Texas wants to secede !

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

Well better look for a blue coat and a musket. Can't have all those Texans trying to get off this sinking ship called America. Ride it down fuckers!

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

They would have the bible as their constitution, like Saudi Arabia has the koran as theirs. I'd give Texans a week before they start to kill their daughters for getting raped. God bless Texas!

Mikfin
Mikfin

 @Ziggy Stardust Texas will be all too ready to trade their oil when they start getting thirsty.  

K Dubya
K Dubya

 @Ziggy Stardust Yes because different counteries never trade goods and services with one another

DBA
DBA

@Anthony From California you know it.