Real-Life Sleeping Beauty

first terry shivavo, now this bitch.they are not tired they are just lazy.

I fell asleep and cheers was on..what the fuck is this Dancing with the starts shit?!

Wasn't this a Sandra Bullock movie?

Well you know this one's no fun in bed

There's a new invention, it's called an alarm clock. I suggest she invest in one.

I overslept, what year is it?

While she was sleeping, who took of tampon duty once a month ? Something not right here, period. !!!

she must have the best bed in the world

Does she plug her ass like a bear as well...

Sounds like a pretty good life, I can't sleep without the help of ambien

Doesn't eat much and easy to get into bed. Sounds perfect.

Mono

She just needs something to believe in and/or a nice swift kick in the arse !! 

If you slept from Thanksgiving into January, wouldn't you die from lack of food and water?

Isn't that a coma? 

>sleep for long amounts of time, and will wake up in confused states for short periods of time to simply eat or go to the bathroom.

Is her role model Peptar Hicks?

Or she's just a teenager.