Porn & Order

Nov 18, 2012


An upstate New York district attorney has admitted to lying about performing in porn films in the 1970′s under the name Gus Thomas. He denied that he was involved during his second campaign when asked. He performed in such 70′s classics Lecher and The Love Witch. This happened over 40 years ago, and he hasn’t said if he’s going to resign despite coming clean about his porn past. Just because you fucked people on screen for money doesn’t mean you can’t distribute justice fairly. Him being a DA makes him look worse than being a former porn star.

Read more at nbcnewyork.com.

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thejerseyjon
thejerseyjon

All cases in his courtroom end with a hung jury...I mean judge.

cal5000
cal5000

" I know hes guilty ladies and gentlemen, just like I know how to lay that dick. The prosecution rests."

Jerry65
Jerry65

I thought he was Buck Naked?

edrooney
edrooney

Gus Thomas is a solid porn name.

Jerry65
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@edrooney Solid name, much better fake name than Gus Schultz......."but I am Rock Quarry!"

the jerm
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I heard he teamed up with Carl Hungus in "Log Jammin II"

madtowntom
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thirty days in your hole....

XTall
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I believe he was mentored by Johny Cockring.

K Dubya
K Dubya

porn star > lawyer 

cousin_dave
cousin_dave

People need to get over this fast, because in a few years there are going to be people in every profession that did used to do some porn 

sterlingblue
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He is a lawyer. He screwed some people. I just don't see the problem

SLEEPYDOG
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You shouldn't judge a man by the color of his foreskin

ecupirate
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He is layin down the law

Vickroy
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The Shagg'n D.A.

RonsCigar
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Haha did Hicks write this one? "Being a DA is far worse than being a former porn star."

Foggy_Otis
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Keep on swinging that gavel!


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