Pope says Nativity Donkeys and Cattle are a Myth


The Pope has declared that the presence of animals like cattle and donkeys in traditional Nativity scenes is based on little more than a myth.   Also the Angels didn’t sing to God they talked and no one would let a kid drum next to a baby.

Read more at telegraph.co.uk.

26 comments
AmericanFirst
AmericanFirst

More nutty shit from a crazy german... We've seen where this leads..

edrooney
edrooney

I like my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt...

mistawag
mistawag

So they didn't tie the animals to a post and run as baby Jesus jumped upon them ripping their flesh and drinking their blood?

I have to say I'm not liking our new priest and his ideas, we may need to get the kid toucher back.

madtowntom
madtowntom

' would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope, do you think he's a fool'... Ozzy

Fart Monster
Fart Monster

Yes, that's the only part that's a myth.

Ray in Pittsburgh
Ray in Pittsburgh

Yeah, listen to the old nazi in satin slippers and a silk dress about what's a myth.

seamus98
seamus98

he also said there's no such thing as jews

zBriGuy
zBriGuy

Why not go all the way and admit the whole thing is a myth?

simslacker
simslacker

Hey Pope!   Who the hell are you to tell Jesus who he can and can't invite to his birthday?

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

Ya'll seem to be questioning the wisdom of God's representative on earth...

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

The Immaculate Conception is real but a couple of donkeys and cattle in the manger is crazy.

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Who says the Catholic Church isn't relevant anymore?

the jerm
the jerm

Is it so wrong to think that livestock would be in a barn!?

the jerm
the jerm

Who is "no" and why would he let anyone drum next to a baby!?

FLpro
FLpro

So Mary "didn't" ride into Bethlehem on a donkey? And I suppose you're gonna say Jesus wasn't really born on Dec. 25th almost 2012 years ago now aren't ya? Whatever happened to "Thou Shalt Not Lie" like the bible preaches? Fucking ALL bullshit right Pope? (BTW, there's proof that Jesus WASN'T born when they say he was...Google it!?) :\

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

Yep, animals found near a manger: Total Myth.  Angels and a baby who is the son of God:  Fact.  Glad you cleared that one up Pope.  Now go back to looking the other way while kids get diddled.

edrooney
edrooney

Ahh, the list of the Pope's myths.  Science, sight, intelligence, the gay, space, conception, cows, donkeys, pedophile priests, common sense, singing angels....

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

That's it! Catholicism lied to me all these years. I'm out!

K Dubya
K Dubya

i am really curious how this came up. Has this been bothering him for like a while?

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

 @the jerm

 I think his last name is One.  Because 1 is the loneliest Number that you'll ever do.  2 could be as sad as 1 it's the loneliest number since the number one Ahhhhh!?

Beer
Beer

@hackcomic Fuckin' title of a movie right there...it's about a former nazi hiding in plain sight disguised as the pope...but his heart is really set on surfing in the big contest...hilarity ensues... Sorry Fresno