Pope says Nativity Donkeys and Cattle are a Myth
The Pope has declared that the presence of animals like cattle and donkeys in traditional Nativity scenes is based on little more than a myth. Also the Angels didn’t sing to God they talked and no one would let a kid drum next to a baby.
Read more at telegraph.co.uk.
So they didn't tie the animals to a post and run as baby Jesus jumped upon them ripping their flesh and drinking their blood?
I have to say I'm not liking our new priest and his ideas, we may need to get the kid toucher back.
So Mary "didn't" ride into Bethlehem on a donkey? And I suppose you're gonna say Jesus wasn't really born on Dec. 25th almost 2012 years ago now aren't ya? Whatever happened to "Thou Shalt Not Lie" like the bible preaches? Fucking ALL bullshit right Pope? (BTW, there's proof that Jesus WASN'T born when they say he was...Google it!?) :\
Yep, animals found near a manger: Total Myth. Angels and a baby who is the son of God: Fact. Glad you cleared that one up Pope. Now go back to looking the other way while kids get diddled.
Ahh, the list of the Pope's myths. Science, sight, intelligence, the gay, space, conception, cows, donkeys, pedophile priests, common sense, singing angels....
I think his last name is One. Because 1 is the loneliest Number that you'll ever do. 2 could be as sad as 1 it's the loneliest number since the number one Ahhhhh!?
@hackcomic Fuckin' title of a movie right there...it's about a former nazi hiding in plain sight disguised as the pope...but his heart is really set on surfing in the big contest...hilarity ensues... Sorry Fresno