Nobody Has a Better Headline Than the New York Post


Bow before the King and kiss his ring.

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45 comments
Fred-MBDW
Fred-MBDW

You'd think she would date a Navy Officer..b/c she likes Seamen.....Double Guns!

Fred-MBDW
Fred-MBDW

She knows which one is his rifle and which one is his gun!

Jerry65
Jerry65

Missing a thought bubble above his head..."I'm a fucking general!"

bmqq316
bmqq316

General Dick-tation 

bmqq316
bmqq316

General Lack of Discretion 

Jerry65
Jerry65

Seal team sex. OR..... My wife is hideous, and I'm a general goddamit!

Bloodklot
Bloodklot

A Few Good Bangs 

 

"You can't handle the cock!"

CigarsAndscotch1
CigarsAndscotch1

General cheats on "Fez in a wig" with his biographer mistress.

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

"General caught fucking chick way hotter than his wife" (like that?)

CigarsAndscotch1
CigarsAndscotch1

Head of the CIA resigns over getting some head from some TNA

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

who ever knew CIA meant cock in ass?

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Petraeus resigns from CIA, maintains position as Female Booty Inspector

coldsalt
coldsalt

Story still undressing its self

 

coldsalt
coldsalt

Just the tip in covert-operations

madtowntom
madtowntom

 enough with the adultry "scandals".. did u see his wife? aunt bea jr.

CentaurSlayer
CentaurSlayer

He's in charge of the CIA and you can't cover that up! I never want to hear conspiracy theory's again.. We know EVERYTHING!!!

wutpie
wutpie

Dude has people killed for a living, but God forbid he bangs a someone.

seamus98
seamus98

oh no, he took an oath or something

cal5000
cal5000

That is a friggin headline

Igglesphan
Igglesphan

fuck - the man - I shouldn't drink....

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

Sneaky CIA, I only them shaking hands, where is his other hand, smell my finger