Nobody Has a Better Headline Than the New York Post

You'd think she would date a Navy Officer..b/c she likes Seamen.....Double Guns!

She knows which one is his rifle and which one is his gun!

Missing a thought bubble above his head..."I'm a fucking general!"

David Petraeus- "The Spy Who Shagged Me"

General Patton some ass

General Dick-tation 

General Lack of Discretion 

Seal team sex. OR..... My wife is hideous, and I'm a general goddamit!

A Few Good Bangs 

"You can't handle the cock!"

CIA head deploys Seaman in covert operation.

General cheats on "Fez in a wig" with his biographer mistress.

The lullaby of Broadwell.

General pulls out of Iraq, enters biographer.

The Spread Eagle has landed.

"General caught fucking chick way hotter than his wife" (like that?)

Head of the CIA resigns over getting some head from some TNA

General introduces biographer to Privates.

Patreaus? More like Betray-Us.

"General didn't gay his way to the top!"

quid pro ho

FBI busts CIA over internal affair.

who ever knew CIA meant cock in ass?

Central Intelligence Absent

Petraeus resigns from CIA, maintains position as Female Booty Inspector

Story still undressing its self

Just the tip in covert-operations

The CIA put a tip in my brain

The Bourne Adultramatum

Brilliance.

Clear and Present Banger

In bedded reporter!

C.I.Adultery

 enough with the adultry "scandals".. did u see his wife? aunt bea jr.

He's in charge of the CIA and you can't cover that up! I never want to hear conspiracy theory's again.. We know EVERYTHING!!!

Nice coat dick

Dude has people killed for a living, but God forbid he bangs a someone.

oh no, he took an oath or something

That is a friggin headline

Can you blame him?

Petraeus Fucks himself out of a job.

fuck - the man - I shouldn't drink....

Which one is man?

His family: "More like Betray us!"

Sneaky CIA, I only them shaking hands, where is his other hand, smell my finger

Who wouldn't?