Jersey Shore to Help Jersey Shore


Do you know how many tanning beds we lost? “Restore the Shore” will air live on November 15th at 11 p.m. EST, and will feature cast members of Jersey Shore with other guests to be announced. Snooki will be selling lap dances until the shore is back to her former glory.

Read more at rollingstone.com.

8 comments
Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

I'd pay to motorboat Jenny.... I would not however pay to motorboat Chris Christie.

Doc Sodom
Doc Sodom

Please sweet baby jesus... I hope Pauly D will be spinning on the wheel of steel!

rexdart936
rexdart936

I was hoping that we would be allowed to hunt the cast of the jersey shore--kinda like the running man. Fee should be $100 a hand grenade, $10 a rifle, $5 a bow, $2 a spear.

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

I hope they can take care of THE SITUATION in jersey!!!! OOOO!!!!

bmqq316
bmqq316

The only way I can see them helping is by committing suicide as a group. 

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

I'll have to adjust my TV to reduce the orange glare.

K Dubya
K Dubya

See, they're not all bad, just mostly

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

@shrekkalove my kid played with the color on my tv and it was so orange that all the shows looked like jersey shore