19 (and counting) Black Friday Videos to Make You Shake Your Head at Your Fellow Man


We showed you some of the best of what it means to be an American, now here’s the worst. Who wouldn’t want to score a nice gift from any one of these “shoppers.” And the slide continues….

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A WalMart Opens on Black Friday 2012

Did these people just win a game show?

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People are REALLY Excited to be Allowed to Shop at An Urban Outfitters

Thousand Oaks Mall, California

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The White Slide Hits Walmart for a Phone Sale: Black Friday Fighting Over Phones During 2012.

This appears to be in a Georgia Walmart

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Teen Girls Go Crazy When Victoria Secrets Gates Open

For gods sakes ladies, its just panties. Oak Park Mall in Kansas.

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Black Friday Arrest Caught on Camera in Florida Walmart

Found on huffingtonpost.com.  According to police, Chavez was arrested around 10:30 p.m. on Thursday inside the Walmart in Altamonte Springs, Fla.,WKMG Local 6 reports. Officers told the news station that Chavez attempted to bypass the long checkout lines.

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Mesa Arizona Walmart Fight

Found on phoenixnewtimes.com.  Why don’t they just make more?

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 Guy Says He’ll Stab People in Black Friday Line

And says he meant it but nobody took him seriously.  Jump to :38.

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Tempers Flare in Moline Illinois Walmart on Thanksgiving Night.

No matter what happens though, beardy ain’t letting anything happen to that book.

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Chubby White Guy Needs His Toy.

This guy loses his pants, but if he gets the toy it will be worth it.  Thanks to the ladies for the sideline reports.

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Crowd Bullrushes Merch and Scares Workers

Jump to :53 to see people acting like locusts.

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Black Friday at a Walmart in Katy Texas

Um, if that taller guy is reading this can you upload your video?  Thanks.  (see below)

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Black Friday Trampling.

It doesn’t say so but this looks like it might be a closer shot of the above Katy Texas video.

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No Body Likes a Line Cutter

Just somebody’s drunk uncle trying to get some cheap slippers or whatnot.

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Town East Mall Melee in Mesquite Texas

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and raw video with a shout out to world star

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Another Victoria’s Secret Opening Looks Like a Justin Bieber Concert

This frenzy took place in Tulsa Oklahoma at the Woodland Hills Mall

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People Run Amok at Best Buy in El Paso Texas

Poor lady gets knocked down.  And yes, we know, you hate when people don’t shoot in landscape mode.

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Women are Scary

Ladies love to go shoppin. Stay out the way.

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82 comments
Applefish
Applefish

Don't try to play them all at the same time!  Sounds like WW3

eddietirebiter
eddietirebiter

I had a plan to stop at best buy for a TV on my way home from turkey dinner, but I got all lazy and just came home and sat in my hottub and looked at the stars and listened to the ducks and geese out on the pond instead.   Sometimes the best way to save money is to not spend it.

archg2
archg2

What's with the Victoria's Secret mad rush? don't get ur knickers all in bunch ladies...hahahahah, hahaha, haha, ha....

DeathProof
DeathProof

Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans

I'm afraid of the world

I'm afraid I can't help it

I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Haven't any of them head of online shopping.....Amazon those presents MFers!?

kevgret
kevgret

Its always amazing to see human beings reduce themselves to animals in the name of saving a buck.

 

fuck you walmart.  you should know better than to line cheap shit up in a aisle and yell come and get it...

Vickroy
Vickroy

What was in the small yellow and red boxes that seemed to pop up in every video?

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

I've been shaking my head at my fellow man for a long time. These just reinforce my disdain.

seamus98
seamus98

bunch of losers,that don't make no sense

fitzyMFNcent
fitzyMFNcent

My local walmart had 8 fights last night. One chick got a black eye over a $14 crock pot CAT FIGHT!!!!

K Dubya
K Dubya

How many cheap flat screens and shitty dollar DVDs do you need?

AmericanFirst
AmericanFirst

There's 2 type of people that seem to make recurring cameos in these videos...

Squables
Squables

Prader-Willi don't give a fuck.

simslacker
simslacker

Black Friday is a reality show put on for rich people.  They sit in their mansions and watch the 99% turn into animals for a $100 flat screen. 

filler
filler

Well some countries drag people through the streets on bikes and others...

ecupirate
ecupirate

I hate humanity but I hate those cunts who filmed in portrait more

DonnieIris
DonnieIris

I muted and turned on Lee Greenwood as a soundtrack.  

 

Never been more proud.

 

ShowerBench
ShowerBench

and with this, Blowhard is vindicated

Delcomark
Delcomark

I'm still trying to decide what country to escape to.  Canada? Costa Rica? Iceland? I can't stand living in this fallen nation any longer.

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Look at the sea of Straphangers

Raybot
Raybot

Merry Christmas Assholes!

WhiteyBrown
WhiteyBrown

as a lifelong libertarian, even I'll say BAN BLACK FRIDAY!!!

Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit
Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

My compassionate side agrees with you... but my other side says that these are terrible people, with the maturity level of kindergarten children. Lock the door behind them, don't let them out!

ecupirate
ecupirate

 @simslacker if it is, so be it? no one forces you to participate ? You can cry and bitch about it or you can do something else with your time other than bitch about how other people live their lives?

ecupirate
ecupirate

@DonnieIris merica USA USA USA !

dpiller21
dpiller21

 @Delcomark right... because worrying about that 30% of rockets the iron dome doesnt stop is totally worse than people acting rude at a store.  (filled with goods and not violence)   You sir, are a fucking retard.

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

@violentXtremist you spelled savages wrong... Like, way off.

Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit
Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

I'm sorry, if you are on team white person, you are not looking very good acording to these videos. 

 

Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit
Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

ummmmmm...dpiller, I have knoe idea what you just said. What does that even mean?!  You make a comment about Isreal and palestine because you want to defend these maniacs? 

WhiteyBrown
WhiteyBrown

 @HummusMagnate   @WhiteyBrown libertarians support the idea of a capitalistic society with no interference by the government. The implied idea is that id trade my beliefs to never see this shit happen again.

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

@Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit yet still winning. *head pat

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

@simslacker @dpiller21 OH SHIT SON!!! (there were $100 flat screens?)

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

@WhiteyBrown ...that statement was pure capitalism with no libertarian implications at all other than you mentioning the word. That's why I asked the correlation. Capitalism is capitalism. Support for capitalism doesn't necessarily reflect libertarianism just capitalism. If you are a libertarian though keep up the fight please. Its a losing one but I try to spread the good word myself to anyone who inquires.