Idiot Planned to Shoot Up Twilight Movie (and a Walmart!)


A southwest Missouri moron accused of plotting to shoot up a movie theater during the new “Twilight” film was charged Friday after his mother contacted police, telling them she worried her son had purchased weapons similar to those used during the fatal Colorado theater shooting.

Read more at nytimes.com.

21 comments
mascan42
mascan42

The difference is, if you shot up a theater full of Twilight fans, you'd be doing the world a favor.

mistawag
mistawag

Props to Florida for staying out of this one.. Nice work so far today.

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

Bold mother...  and according to the article he reportedly admitted on planning to do these terrible things... what a doucheload.  The worst part is him giving me a false sense of security knowing I'll never see a twilight film...  

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

declinometer
declinometer

C'mon, who hasn't thought of doing this at a "Twilight" movie!

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Kudos to the mom, knowing her kid was up to no good a saved thanksgiving...

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Second Amendment Schmeckon Amendment....Have as many guns as you want, but according to the report I read this moron has psychological problems. Maybe a little bit better backround checks are in order.....Ya feel Me

Anthony From California
Anthony From California

I'm going to take Fez's Batman lead and get rid of all my twilight memorabilia...Fortunatly like Fez "World's Biggest Liar" Whatley I also don't own any.

TemporalGrid
TemporalGrid

Aren't we supposed to blame the Twilight movie and vow never to support Twilight in the future? I'm on board.

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

He's from Bolivar, are we sure this wasn't some sort of veiled narco hit job?