Hamas Double Dog Dares Israel to Invade


Dear God

Why did you make the Middle East your Holy land when it is so filled with jack offs
and shit sniffers.

Love,
The rest of Earth

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15 comments
Aria Taint
Aria Taint

My invisible man can kick your invisible man's ass! Fuck religion!!

 

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

Look at that beautiful landscape!  It's no wonder the Jews and Muslims are fighting over it.

harlequincy
harlequincy

at least it's not a triple dog dare...that could spell disaster

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

Jason Campbell was in charge of shooting some rockets for Israel.  He single-handedly had 2.3 million confirmed fish kills in the Mediterranean.   

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

Start at the east coast of the Mediteranian and start paving everything until you start to hear people speaking Chinese.

sterlingblue
sterlingblue

This reminds me of the drunk guy yelling at the cop, "with out that gun you would not be so tough." Well, he has a gun and a badge and he will kick your ass.

edrooney
edrooney

Book of Armaments, Chapter 4.   "Bless this Israeli missile, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.  And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...

BAC 420
BAC 420

George Carlin would know how to sort these winners out.

DelCoTrash
DelCoTrash

go to pre 1967 borders then peace talks could begin

FLpro
FLpro

"BUILD IT AND WATCH US TEAR IT DOWN"?? What a bunch of stupid assholes!

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Look at the bright side. All that devastation gives them more rocks to throw...