Hamas Double Dog Dares Israel to Invade

My invisible man can kick your invisible man's ass! Fuck religion!!

Look at that beautiful landscape!  It's no wonder the Jews and Muslims are fighting over it.

ejectamenta!

at least it's not a triple dog dare...that could spell disaster

Can't we all just get Allahng?

Jason Campbell was in charge of shooting some rockets for Israel.  He single-handedly had 2.3 million confirmed fish kills in the Mediterranean.   

Start at the east coast of the Mediteranian and start paving everything until you start to hear people speaking Chinese.

This reminds me of the drunk guy yelling at the cop, "with out that gun you would not be so tough." Well, he has a gun and a badge and he will kick your ass.

Book of Armaments, Chapter 4.   "Bless this Israeli missile, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.  And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...

George Carlin would know how to sort these winners out.

go to pre 1967 borders then peace talks could begin

"BUILD IT AND WATCH US TEAR IT DOWN"?? What a bunch of stupid assholes!

Never ever play poker with an Israeli, they don't bluff

Look at the bright side. All that devastation gives them more rocks to throw...