Guy Fieri Wasn’t Always Selling Food

You know the gays hate him right?

I haven't watched it yet but judging from the still image it's a video where he sells black vinyl fakecock cases?

does anybody miss hockey? I kinda do

The backwards sunglasses have always send me into a goddam blind rage.

I'll bet Guy Fieri fucking loves Nickleback.

Better than OEM fit! Sign me up! I need my '93 Tercell to rumble when I hit the gas!

I heard the sham wow guy just opened a hot dog truck

Kudos to those that can cook. I was not allowed to cook since I almost burned my house. :( ...

Warning: You are meant to smoke weed out of an exhaust pipe, effects could be dangerous to centaurs.

it's simple, he's not a chef. He's a business guy and the food network along with other big companies feel they can market off of b/c of his look and attitude with the intention to attract men with man-caves. Dives, diners and drive in's is the perfect example. He hosts a show supporting small mom and pop business', but endorses Friday's. Real chefs are some of the guys you never hear about: the review is spot on, it's a circus show that serves cotton candy and lollipop drinks

In other shocking news, it has been discovered that many movie stars used to wait tables, and several politicians were practicing lawyers or ran their own businesses.  Was anybody laboring under the misconception that people never make career changes?  Let's see, Ope was always in radio, but what did Ant used to do?

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Axle Foley was the first to mix food and tailpipes.  How about some originality Guy!

Rock & Roll tailpipes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that's why his food tastes like car exhaust...

The best cooking show was Justin Wilson's Cajun Cookin!