Guy Fieri Wasn’t Always Selling Food
Found on foodnetworkhumor.com.
I haven't watched it yet but judging from the still image it's a video where he sells black vinyl fakecock cases?
Warning: You are meant to smoke weed out of an exhaust pipe, effects could be dangerous to centaurs.
it's simple, he's not a chef. He's a business guy and the food network along with other big companies feel they can market off of b/c of his look and attitude with the intention to attract men with man-caves. Dives, diners and drive in's is the perfect example. He hosts a show supporting small mom and pop business', but endorses Friday's. Real chefs are some of the guys you never hear about: the review is spot on, it's a circus show that serves cotton candy and lollipop drinks
In other shocking news, it has been discovered that many movie stars used to wait tables, and several politicians were practicing lawyers or ran their own businesses. Was anybody laboring under the misconception that people never make career changes? Let's see, Ope was always in radio, but what did Ant used to do?
Two Fat Ladies was pretty great. Just two large English broads who's main ingredient seemed to be lard. They smoked the whole time and rode on a motorcycle with a side car.