Great News! We’re Getting Dumber!

It has electrolytes...

I "Dolt" know what he's talking about...?

Is that Harold Ramis???

Speak for yourself, Mr. Crabtree.

This is utter nonsense and conjecture masquerading as science.

If I looked like that pasty bastard, I'd off myself...

Honey Boo Boo kind of explained this to me weeks ago...

Who gives a shit? Fuck off...........

Yea, that guy is stupid. Whatevs.

Mike Judge told us this years ago in Idiocracy. Brawndo....it's got electrolytes!

Can this guy slow the fuck down? I can't read that fast

A 4 cylinder engine, while not as powerful as an 8 cylinder, will have much less problems because it's not as complex.  The human mind is the same.  

The more  nonsense you cram in there and worry about, the more neuroses, anxiety, and depression you'll have.  

I don't know if I've ever known an extremely intelligent person who isn't fraught with these ailments, as well as a lack of common sense. 

Everything's a trade off.  

Hmm, we're getting dumber. So why should I listen to this numb nuts ?

I don't get it.

You wouldn't be able to tell by this crop of interns, whhhhaaaaaat.