Get Jacked Up on Cracker Jacks


A new line extension called “Cracker Jack’d” will hit stores soon, including a caffeinated variety called Power Bites because the biggest problem with eating Cracker Jackers has always been that you didn’t get
wired on them like you do on a Red Bull.

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21 comments
Beer
Beer

Can't wait till they mix these with vodka...

seamus98
seamus98

My favorite Cracker  Jacks song is" Nostalgia".

filler
filler

I don't even know where I could find Cracker Jacks now.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

we make our own Carmel Corn. its far superior.

bmqq316
bmqq316

It's a way to put the "Crack" in Cracker Jacks.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

Can't wait until Ant goes off on how the blacks have ruined cracker jacks. The prize inside is now bath salts.

Jerry65
Jerry65

I miss the little sailor boy on the box....suuuuuure.

madtowntom
madtowntom

not to mention, its a far tastier way to have an abortion than 5 hr energy.

FLpro
FLpro

"Cracker Jack'd"?...thought it was a story about a white dude who found himself in the wrong part of town haha...

Vickroy
Vickroy

Now when you crack a tooth on an unpopped kernel you'll have a nice buzz on.

Beer
Beer

@seamus98 The tiny dice,the tiny ring at the tiny magnifier glass...which probably was the decline in ants in every neighborhood

Beer
Beer

And not at...nice iPhone