Get Jacked Up on Cracker Jacks

Nov 15, 2012


A new line extension called “Cracker Jack’d” will hit stores soon, including a caffeinated variety called Power Bites because the biggest problem with eating Cracker Jackers has always been that you didn’t get
wired on them like you do on a Red Bull.

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Beer
Beer

Can't wait till they mix these with vodka...

seamus98
seamus98

My favorite Cracker  Jacks song is" Nostalgia".

filler
filler

I don't even know where I could find Cracker Jacks now.

bmqq316
bmqq316

It's a way to put the "Crack" in Cracker Jacks.

Docintoxicated
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Can't wait until Ant goes off on how the blacks have ruined cracker jacks. The prize inside is now bath salts.

Jerry65
Jerry65

I miss the little sailor boy on the box....suuuuuure.

madtowntom
madtowntom

not to mention, its a far tastier way to have an abortion than 5 hr energy.

FLprodivider66
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"Cracker Jack'd"?...thought it was a story about a white dude who found himself in the wrong part of town haha...

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Beer
Beer

@seamus98 The tiny dice,the tiny ring at the tiny magnifier glass...which probably was the decline in ants in every neighborhood

Beer
Beer

And not at...nice iPhone

Vickroy
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Now when you crack a tooth on an unpopped kernel you'll have a nice buzz on.


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