Forget Gummy Bears, Give Me The Python


If you love gummy bears and gummy worms then you’re going to love the gummy python. Weighing in at 27 pounds, this 36,000 calorie treat features a seven foot long python that is detailed to look like the real thing. And by real thing, it’s really just an enormous red gummy snake that looks awesome.

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10 comments
Beer
Beer

And you can use it ass to ass...just like in the movies

K Dubya
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Are those partially digested gummy rats inside it?

CryBaby1
CryBaby1

Fez...does the term "Deep Throat" come to mind?

AnthonyLoman
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A lot of washed up race horses had their bones and hooves ground up to make that deliciousness. 

sidwasout
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It shouldn't be too long (pun intended) before we see it used in porn.

Toin Coss
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It begs the question.....Is that a Gummy Python in your Pants or are you just happy to see me!!!!!!!

jerkaruso
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This reminds me of the end of Requiem for a Dream for some reason.